Esmeralda Boinkin

an estranged young woman who is trying to figure out WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

[FemaleSavage 😈 @femalesavage_]

Ratchet ass Richmond 😂😂😂

[be water @BreRVA]

URGENT ALERT Richmond: National Guard in armored vehicles headed towards Monument. Boost! @ash_antifa @BeQueerDoCrime

[WatchdogVA @WatchdogVA]

@BreRVA https://t.co/5OBm6QNyy6

[be water @BreRVA]

URGENT ALERT Richmond: Tell your friends not to leave if they are in any buildings around Marshall/Adams/1st. Cops are waiting for people to leave apartments and immediately swarming them and arresting them. AVOID AREA. BOOST this tweet.

[be water @BreRVA]

URGENT ALERT Richmond: Cops are blocking off Grove & Rowland & pulling people out of cars. Boost this and alert friends on the ground. Confirmed @BeQueerDoCrime @LowkeyTwits @ash_antifa

[Roberto Roldan @ByRobertoR]

After showing my badge and yelling “I am with the press” a @RichmondPolice officer sprayed pepper spray in my face and shoved me to the ground. Had “3397” on his helmet. I’m out. @myVPM #Richmond #GeorgeFloydProtests

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

Lemme just sip down my birth control with this cold and refreshing white claw in peace

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

Someday I will learn that if I am sad, angry, or frustrated, then I will feel better if I eat. And listen to “Fernando” by ABBA.

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

I smell like pie

[Dirk Duggler @lennon041285]

@theneedledrop Gonna tell my grandkids this is the beastie boys

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

My sexual relationship with myself is just as important as my relationship with my partner/significant others

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

“Hungover in the Front Row” - a memoir

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

Offering me a disco ball is definitely a way to win me over, apparently. ~surprise surprise~

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

Um. I’m starting to really like this guy.

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

Also can we appreciate that all the beautiful femmes/trans in Richmond have every element of the new age mullet

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

I love how I show up with this girl that I’m seeing to this bar where there’s this boy that I WAS seeing and here we are...

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of butter?

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

It’s really nice and rare when a person from your current dating app shows up and they’re cuter than their photos.

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

It is beautiful and incredible the level of anxiety that has been lifted off of me over the past two weeks and I would like to recognize that and appreciate that.

[Esmeralda Boinkin @EzzyBoinkin]

She is the color yellow in my life and I love it so much