Force Ghost Anakin

Father of a Hermit, Grandfather of a Whiny Emo [parody account, not affiliated with disney or lucasfilms]

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

i have wanted to do this to kylo so many times

but apparently force ghosts can't hold bread

#ForceGhostProblems

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

"A New Pope"

#ChangeAConsonantSpoilAMovie

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

alternatively, the first order could also use the powerball money to fix all the things kylo breaks on a daily basis

#IfIWonPowerball

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

shoutout to @POTUS for giving a great speech tonight

i wonder if he'd support me for president

#VoteVader2016
#AForceYouCanCountOn

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

if kylo/general hux/the first order won the powerball, they'd probably fund a new death-star-esque superweapon

#FourthTimesACharm

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

i wore a mask as part of a life support system

kylo wears a mask/helmet so his hair doesn't get dirty

#KyloGetYourPrioritiesInOrder

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

meet her as a child, then meet again years later and confess your obsession. Marry/have twins, then turn to the dark side

#WasteHerTime2016

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

i'm working on it

#CheckBackWhenEpisodeVIIIComesOut https://t.co/aVJxrmYOjD

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

it feels sort of creepy in an i-failed-the-galaxy-again sort of way

#SkywalkersScrewStuffUp https://t.co/EiLArrvkPp

[trini !! moved @piasaitl @dcnkichu]

@F0rceGhostVader how does it feel like to have a grandson obsessed with you?

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

if kylo had taken after padmé, the galaxy would be more peaceful

skywalker women do good within the galaxy

#MaleSkywalkersNeedToTakePoint

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

if kylo thinks i am the champion of dark side

then i wonder what'll happen when someone tells him about palpatine

#TheGalaxyIsInTrouble

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

life tip: when facing former friends/family, take the high ground

if not, you might lose a few limbs

or get shot by a wookie

#SithAdvice

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

#LoseAFriendIn3Words

#AndAndFewLimbsAsWell

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

leia and the pilot hated my guts and my son wasn't my biggest fan either

how did kylo develop his vader-obsession

#AndHowDidHeFindMyHelmet

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

padmé, queen of naboo
leia, princess of alderaan
me, dark lord of the sith

kylo, drama queen

#SkywalkerRoyalty

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

if only i had known the power of the fanboy

#HowDoIGetHimOffOfMe

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

kylo is now always talking about how his new scar makes him look more badass and vader-like

#YouAreNotHarryPotter
#OrMyself

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

apparently the other force ghost jedi don't like when you kill younglings

or commit mass murder

#WhoNeedsForceGhostFriendsAnyway

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

i wish i could appear to kylo as a force ghost in order to force choke some sense into him

#GrandparentingStrategy

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

"Kylo Ren's Computers Strike Back"

#BadStarWars8Names