WhiskeyTegunaF150

Dog, Truck, Boat, Camera, TV

[WhiskeyTegunaF150 @F150Tango]

@paulkrugman Sheridan was awesome / does not get his share of credit in history

[WhiskeyTegunaF150 @F150Tango]

@watchingtvs @ErikWemple @TheAthletic Good point - should be “fewer” chiefs

[WhiskeyTegunaF150 @F150Tango]

@mikepompeo You never had a shot, so that’s another reason…

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Promise #5: All cats will be deported to Canada.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Promise #8: Misusing “reply all” will be a capital felony.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Promise #18: I will order the TSA and FBI to work together to put anyone who prints out their boarding pass on the No-Fly List.

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

President Carter back to building for @Habitat_org a day after he fell, at 95 years old.

The epitome of humility and service. Wishing him & his family strength.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Brian is dead because Republicans are beholden to a special interest that profits from the deaths of Americans.

[HIRE BLACK WRITERS @Mahixk]

@Der_elf_1 @JohnSmillie42 Absolutely begging random internet ppls to stop trauma dumping onto strangers with no warning cause Jesus fucking Christ Chris

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Right around the time you feel like you are gaining momentum on your new year healthy eating goals, the Girl Scouts show up with them cookies.

[WhiskeyTegunaF150 @F150Tango]

@BrokerWx 43

[WhiskeyTegunaF150 @F150Tango]

@Wave_Delsh Where are you at on “Grandma got run over by a reindeer?”

[@scottjshapiro.bsky.social @scottjshapiro]

Elon Musk is the best advertisement for getting a degree in the Humanities

[Dan Kane @dakaner]

Nikki Haley's son goes to Villanova. It's one of the whitest, wealthiest zip codes in the state, in the suburbs on the Main Line. The worst thing that could possibly happen is a bar fight at Kelly's.

[Dan Strickland @BamaDan3]

@Krimshael @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Krishna, Coach is a living legend who gets his chilli poppers and Fireball shots comped at Beef O'Brady's.

You, on the other hand, are a massive tool dongle who sobs himself to sleep every night on a Futon of Sadness.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

@chriskrokshow @shannonrwatts @wfaa Y’all ain’t gonna believe this… this guy grew up in Illinois. He didn’t even move to Texas until 2010, when he was in his late-30s.

Sir, you’re not a native Texan. You need to venture outside your country club and learn about our state culture.