Before he died, an old man said one last thing:
"Son... the moment you stop believing the comforting lies about women..."
"...that will be the moment you begin to understand the game."
Getting them a puppy for the holidays?
- lots of work
- potty training?????
- not capable of destroying any starships
Getting them a seismic charge for the holidays?
- makes a sweet noise
- can totally destroy asteroids and starships
- target seeking
- TTTTTHHHHHHHMMMMBBBBBBBB