Stout “Two Time” Jackson

IFC President | Rocket riding enthusiast | 2x lesbian maker

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Whoever just called a noise complaint on me for vibing at the bonfire, your a fucking faggot

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Tugged the driver so many times today that the Asian massage parlor just hit me up with a job offer
#fuck #employed

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This is the gayest thing I have ever seen, if I see someone pull out a tee bump on the first hole I will personally rape them
#fag #stayclassy #20handicap

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Telling the homeless guy “sorry I’ve only got 100s” was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. Sorry I stack paper to the ceiling fn.
#GetYourBreadUp #NoShoesHeadAss

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Golf shoes in the backpack, I stay strapped at all times
#cbtm #minwoolee

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Salted rim? Yeah I think this white boy will speak a little Latina today
#balluptop #deportation #sofiavergara

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If you don’t want the extended versions of Lord of the Rings kill yourself #Lank

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Should have my 5th straight perfect woman’s March madness bracket this year, dumb bitches can never pull off an upset.
#NoGrit #Uconn #CaitlynClark

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I may be turning more and more autistic everyday because I just realized monster trucks are dope asf

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Lost the keys to my appt=sleep at a fat bitches place tn

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My main knock on genocide is that it brings thousands of DEI hire “professors” to my campus who’s goals are to make you not understand anything ever said in their class.
#sierraleone #คิมซูฮยอน

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Mixer tn and the weiner is looking like the viet kong would hide in it, if this is the night I find a girl I’d crash out.
#velcro #junglefever

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Just heard some kid promoting his burner in the bar bathroom, don’t think there is anything more gay #shrink #urafuckingredhead #8inchesandthick

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Wishing I could be a Jew and just tunnel my way around campus

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Just learned that sorority girls at the most liberal school in the US don’t appreciate a quality Asian impression, these bitches suck. #shrink #rururemon #OhReary

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@heiferhauler280 John, if this is Detroit then all of the “monkeys” would take each other out instead of the balloons.
Best Regards,
Two Time

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Goals of the night
1. Get with the APhi that allegedly give money dome
2. Get drunk to the point in talking like Pearl Jam in Yellow Ledbetter
#50DsSucked #nonverbal

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Don’t post shit like this and yell at me when I fuck one of these things

[Stout “Two Time” Jackson @F70945206F]

Zach Top playing at the KK?
Yeah I think I’ll cum

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@DidIndianaW @BiggyBopper21 never a doubt