Matthew Bruce

Foreign Correspondent | Cronulla SLSC

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

What's happened im Josephine Avenue, Brixton? We got home to find the street blocked off. Looks like a proper crime scene, and bodies??

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@britishairways HOW do I talk to somebody relating to lost property on a flight to Sharm El Sheik? Nobody is answering your customer contact number (too busy) and there are no contact details for Sharm lost property on your website. Help please.

[josh @joshuakelly]

Google is done.

Compare the quality of these responses (ChatGPT)

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@unfortunatalie Maintenance landing page, not down.

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@Taeonas @metpoliceuk Yep it looks like it went right over the UK heading North. Incredibly low and bright!

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

My orientation was wrong, it was heading more north than west. Wonder where it will land!

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

Wow, did anyone else just see an azi g meteorite or shooting star over South London? Was probably the brightest and fastest one I've ever seen! Headed west.

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

#uksnow #brixton still snowing in SW2, very magical

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@TowerRNLI orange dingy heading your way, unmanned. Just under Chiswick Bridge now

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@ikershaw Wash of the Thames after every good stroke

[Ariel Chipman @ChipmanLab]

Even Freddie supports Ukraine (Montreux, Switzerland)

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@joe_torgerson93 @Coossttaaaa Dickhead

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@British_Airways I cannot get through to your contact center, morning evening or night. Not even placed in a queue. I have tried DM on Twitter - it sends me to a useless chatbot. I need to speak to a human please.

Three business class flights cancelled - please reply to assist.

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@TauraCornwall @foofighters There are still tickets standing in London. Not cheap, £140 ish but you stand a chance. I just nabbed three!

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@RepMTG @JoeBiden Probably not very well, hey. Have a nice career.

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@keoghgeoff1 @bobbylosbravos @justinsmithword Just because we live in a country that allows people to (mostly) say what they want - and let's not draw similarities with the US because we do not have constitutional freedom of speech in Australia - how does that justify awarding a person with such discriminatory views the AC?

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@JulietDuV You clearly don't work in a development team Jules! Slack is excellent, MS Teams OK too. When you use collaborative tools properly, decisions are made quick and you don't use email. I only get about five per day now (in my new job), virtually all are FYI only. Best thing ever!

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

@Shaimaakhalil Shaimaa Khalil, get home, whether it's Sydney, London, Cairo or Toronto.... don't get stuck. Be with your family, and all those options are good options. While they remain options! Not for long. Hurry up.

[Matthew Bruce @F_Correspondent]

Seems I'll be needing a new job. Anyone looking for a senior project / delivery manager? #thomascookuk 💛😞