Fa11en.0nes

Profesional BVB fangirl. MCR enthusiast. SoC addict. Asexual and proud. Pretty sure I'll haunt Hot Topic when I die.

[Fa11en.0nes @Fa11enOnes]

@REIGNSBACH *SPOILER WARNING*
They don't. Dracula certainly *wants* to rip off Jonathan's clothes (and his possessiveness only increases), but due to Jonathan not being interested (due to the whole "I LOVE my fiancée" thing) and his cluelessness that he's in a horror novel, it doesn't happen

[Fa11en.0nes @Fa11enOnes]

@legothicrevival We're one page in and he's already thinking about how his fiancée

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@kriptidbackup With Jonmina it doesn't hurt that both of them are bi.

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@kayherfreakout So you could actually use that plotline as a very interesting way to criticize male entitlement.

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@kayherfreakout Which makes sense because it's been 500 YEARS FFS. Except Dracula doesn't like that, so when Mina refuses to get back together, Dracula starts harming the people she loves, then SA's her.

[Fa11en.0nes @Fa11enOnes]

@FinalIncorrect Jonmina: when *even Tumblr* ships a straight couple, you KNOW it's well written.
And will severely distort your expectations about relationships.

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@mah0vany @mavroskeravnos Jack had to bribe Arthur in order for him to *not* tell that story at the reception.

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@komradekhris @starswheeled Oh, okay!
Sorry for the confusion, I sometimes have trouble deciphering a sentence's meaning online.

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@mavroskeravnos @mah0vany I mean, "Godalming and Seward *are* both happily married".
Who do you think proposed, Arthur or Jack?

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@komradekhris @starswheeled Dracula steals all of his papers when he catches Jonathan writing to Mina and *burns the letter*. Jonathan has no way to write back after that.

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@mah0vany YES! EXACTLY!

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@shivmcavoy @starswheeled @__tyzula It's that way in the novel as well. Dracula is presented as a rapist and serial killer in that.

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@justthat1guyy @starswheeled Jonathan/Mina couldn't wait to get out of Jonathan's asylum bed to rip tgeir clothes off, and they survived.
Lucy, being unmarried, dies a virgin. If anything, the novel is all for women having an active sex life, it just puts in a MASSIVE caveat of "make. Sure. It's. Consensual

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@datheneth @mavroskeravnos The entire novel is basically: "WHO WOULD WIN? An immortal serial kilkwr, or the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP???"

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@mavroskeravnos In the novel, Jonathan and Mina couldn't keep it in their pants to get out of Jonathan's asylum bed. They aren't sexually repressed, they're manogamous. Big difference.

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@justthat1guyy @mavroskeravnos @starswheeled "So you could drag me through hell,
If it meant I could hold your hand!"
-Follow You by Bring Me The Horizon

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@audreywhornee Jonathan, in some adaptations: *leaves Mina after she metephorically gets sexually assaulted by Dracula*
Book!Jonathan: *would literally rather burn in hell*

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in the face of extermination say FUCK YOU

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IMMEDIATELY STOP USING PERIOD AND PREGNANCY TRACKERS IN THE US.

DONT PUT IN ANOTHER PIECE OF DATA. DELETE IT.