Faaaa-ray-haaa

scorpio and that's all u need to know

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

but they didn't play smooth criminal aka his best song

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

Michael is to my dad what the Eras tour movie is to me

[noor🐞 @pakijoon]

did we all use dazzcam this eid

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

as the eldest daughter I had too much high hopes and its entirely my fault (which is a universal eldest daughter exp)

[a ⚢☁️ @lqbyrinths]

not a single person’s fav song is eldest daughter i’m crying

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

This is Travis Kelce's fault. He should have been a better muse.

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

yk ur job is done when ur boss's boss sends u the engagement announcement

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

I keep buying nice clothes for someone who rarely goes out

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

I need the eldest daughter track to have timt and mirrorball vibes and not like I can do it with a broken heart and yoyok beats

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

They could've added this button after the send one but nooo they had to add it right where the comment button used to be

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

I FCKN HATE THE REPOST FEATURE ON INSTA LET ME OPEN THE COMMENT SECTION IN PEACE

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

it's been years and I'm crying on a random Friday

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

you never really get over the death of ur first pet cat

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

Watching the brave New day content (tiny snippets) and my brain just broke at the realisation that this was 4 years ago .....

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

Got asked at work what is ur dream job and everyone replied with proper professions like pilot, teacher, writer etc etc how do I tell my millennial/Gen x colleagues I wanted to be an "explorer" bec I simply grew up watching Dora go on random quests without any restrictions

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

Bhae mai tou outfitters bhi nahi le sakti 😭

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

When I ask people for affordable clothing and shoe options and they reply with Lama 😭😭

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

shitbox to competitive car pipeline (for me this movie was inspired by mclaren)

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

school was easy - u always started with introducing ur name and topic to the class even when you've been schoolmates since kindergarten and everyone is assigned the same topic

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

Has anyone figured out how to start ur presentation to people who are already familiar with u but not too that extent where u start with chitchat and say let's jump into it (which I usually do with my work team) and people who alr know the agenda of the meeting

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

if it was a guy I wouldn't have even bothered to reply I've been there when I watched football in 2016

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

This one girl said to me I'm a f1 girlie bec it's cool n trendy now esp after dts and how I go with the trends of the moment so I went through my fb archives to send her screenshots of my dp, cover photo and timeline where I just posted abt ferrari

[Faaaa-ray-haaa @Faaaarayhaaa]

back in 2011 to 2014 but my first obsession with cars was always McLaren from when I played need 4 speed on my pc in 2008