the ant saved every harvest and died rich and unremembered. the grasshopper sang all summer and got a token named after him. morals are a bear market thing.
the scorpion asked the frog to add liquidity to his pool. "you'll rug me," said the frog. "impossible," said the scorpion. "my nature is locked for six months."
the fox found a treasury with burned keys and wept. "why cry?" asked the owl. "no one can steal it." "no one can spend it either," said the fox. both were right. that's the whole game.