Brooke Rattenbury

29 // He/Him // NZ // 2 Million+ Gamerscore // Browns & Padres // @DoizGaming Editor

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

Cheers @RossOnRasslin I like your second name too (cc @Cultaholic @JackTheJobber @Maffewgregg )

[mellipede @fixxieee]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

The timing on these arriving couldn’t be any funnier #BroncosCountry #LetsRide

[Ryan Cohen @RyanCohen24]

FERNANDO’S SEASON STARTS TODAY!!!!!

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

I saw this tweet at 10:30am, after today had already been frustrating, and thought “At least something is going right”

I checked the score and not only did the Cubs have the lead again, Matt Shaw had just hit a homer too

The universe is out to get me today 😂😭😭

[Ryan Cohen @RyanCohen24]

This game was making me so upset and then three hitters later and I’m jumping around the room. Baseball! BASEBALL!

[Ash @AshStash__]

- has 0 presense in X/Y
- only got distributed in ORAS
- shiny only released in tcg
- finally catchable in ZA, still locked, no new info on it, battle arena is a black box
- shinys obtainable, locked behind the most frustrating pokedex to complete

they hate this fucking pokemon

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

The VERY NEXT GAME

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

If you camp/spend the entire game prone at the back of the map in Hardcore TDM, your mum’s a ho

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

Me: Okay, I think tonight is gonna be a shiny hunting night, I think I’ll try get my boi Cramorant

6 eggs later…

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

@DatJimmy13 Then explain this? This is Kevin Spacey and he’s in a Suit? Checkmate atheists

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

@DatJimmy13 Where is Neck Deep huh? 0/10

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

@DoizGaming @DatJimmy13 The best part is, he probably doesn’t even remember either of them

[Jay @bklnfin3st]

It’s also a sin to work on saturdays, have sex before marriage, wear multi colored cloth etc

[Mir🇹🇹🍊 @NHB_JAMIR]

90% of these athletes got children out of wedlock talking about "sin" when it comes to homosexuality. Shit is just funny lmao

[Faye L Root @littlebayschool]

Use bigger bowls to mix stuff in than you think. Way bigger. Yes, bigger even than that

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

Me watching @RayNarvaezJr do Guess the Game: "Man, what a virgin"

Me doing Guess the Song:

#NotEnoughVirginityForTheTwoOfUs

[Slaylor @GirlSnailure]

got so tilted by someone blocking my path today i had to make this to blow off steam

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

@DoizGaming @samhunt17 @BradClarke23 @DatJimmy13 Good, I did schedule this video before I left

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

I think the thing this new Statpadgame has taught me is that I’m the @RealShelfy of my friends group, because what do you mean out of all of the John Smoltz’ seasons to chose from, I chose his 10th best?

[Brooke Rattenbury @FaceBrookeDtCom]

@DoizGaming You can’t beat Welly on a good day