Sweeney Todd

How about a shave? Follow me, and you will receive the closest shave you will ever know… The name's Todd. Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge.

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Singing "You'll soon drip precious rubies" to Mrs. Lovett during her time of the month? T'was a better idea in my head.

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@_ilovenayar Thank you, love.

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Time to pop pussies into pies. #EssexLion

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Haven't you got poet, or something like that?

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"RIP Beliebers Ovaries"? I think I have a licence to make the rest of your bodies at rest, also.

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But the work waits. I'm alive at last. And I'm full of joy!

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I return to find over 1,000 followers? We're going to need more ovens, Mrs. Lovett.

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Oh my god, Adolf Hitler, I love your work! #MeanGirlsCrossover

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@perfectly_mad OOC: False, never.

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@Iracabeth_RQ @perfectly_mad You're terribly mistaken, love.

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Ugh. 1,000+ followers? Looks like I have my work cut out for me. I'd better go sharpen my razors.

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@perfectly_mad OOC: Because where would I be without my hatter?

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@perfectly_mad @Iracabeth_RQ Dead? *blinks* Am I not?

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@perfectly_mad OOC: No! I forbid you!

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Drag Me to Hell? Highly unescessary; I will welcome hell as an old friend.

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Beadle Bamford and his cane... Still a better love story than Twilight.

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The only #AshWednesday I acknowledge are your ashes cleaned out of the oven every Wednesday.

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@AmazingBekah No, not Barker. That man is dead.

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@Turpins_Johanna Precisely.

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#ShoutOutToTheGirlsThat are pale with yellow hair, like wheat.