𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️

Ladies and gentlemen, the demonstration that you are about to see is extremely dangerous.

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

ㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤSome people look at me and say that I am a salesman, but that is not true. A salesman's job is to sell products; I am a 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗧. A man /blessed/ and cursed with the duty of showing you the future.

ㅤㅤㅤ

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘, 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒, 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐅𝐀𝐗 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄.

[Corv @MS06ZAKU_II]

Did Pocket actually live with Mo n Krill are they like their Timon n Pumbaa

[ᅠ┈┈ ᅠ𝓤𝑳𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑬 ᅠ「𝄞 」 ᅠ𝓟𝑰𝑨𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻 . @LOVEINPIANOKEYS]

/ with so many eyes on me lately hiii!! Hello!!!! My name is Emi!! Nice to meet u all!

I'm an adult, and go by she/her. And I'm muslim!

I'm not a newbie to DR verse I actually used to write here five years ago and it was my "first" verse by technicality.

Nice to meet u!!

[BREAD @theforeignbread]

SEVEN - APOTHEOSIS #deadlock

[Club Demetriou 💫 @prosciuttoon]

warmup for today was seven
dw i will do the others another day...

[SuVi 🦧 @SuVividLee]

youtube recommended banger. shoutout to representation man.

[The Great Lange @GreatLange]

I HAD WARNED THEM TO STOP
BUT THEY INSIST ON THE SLOP
I HAGGLED WITH GOOGLE
BE A TITTLE MORE FRUGAL
THEY CACKLED WITH RABBLE
FOR THEIR MECHANICAL BABEL
AND SLAUGHTERED MY TREES
TO CHARGE EXORBITANT FEES
NOW THE CANIS LUPUS
HAVE NOWHERE TO POOPUS

[D - E - S - H @DiegoHi06185561]

Found the interaction so funny I decided to make a comic out of it. #deadlock #deadlockfanart

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

Artillery! Beauty products! Automatons! Weapons!

Medical equipment, construction equipment, arcane and eldritch technologies-- YES MA'AM, Fairfax does it all!

[♯ 𝗡𝗘𝗣𝗧𝗨𝗡𝗘 ; @patronofpurple]

@FACEOFFAIRFAX
“ I admire your enthusiam dude but uh, we operate in /games/, not.. whatever you're selling here. ”

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

( holding Monopoly in front of you )

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝖙𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞 @ivingdeadboy]

capitalism makes me violent

[Sage VALE (Mina Ha thrall) @Sage_VALE_]

Good morning

[AW YEAH 🌙 @SRankedSpeed]

Remember : It’s only a crime in the eyes of the law if you get caught !

[🌙 ⌒ .͟. 𝒔 ┈ ᴵ𝖑𝖛𝒆𝒓 @lycanhunts]

𐔌 #⃝ashe : this also goes for all of the cast because deadlock in my opinion is one of the very few pvp based games that have not absolutely dropped the ball on character lore and stories (i stare at league of legends and overwatch)

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

Ehhh, 50/50.

Better than working for a necromancer, those guys are /freaky/--

[𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐈 * 💢 @LIF3FIB3RSYNC]

… So yeah?

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

In fact, I can leave him at any time! Perks of the whole "already dead" gimmick--

I stick around, ma'am, because I genuinely love what I do.

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

Well, "bootlicker" isn't really the accurate term, you see.

A bootlicker is typically someone whose life depends on the person they represent, and while I do live in awe of Maximilian, I am far from dependent on him! ( except regarding my paycheck. )

[𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐈 * 💢 @LIF3FIB3RSYNC]

( THUD. Her case was set down, aggressively. )

That didn’t answer my question.

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

Ma'am, I am /employed/.

[𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐈 * 💢 @LIF3FIB3RSYNC]

You a bootlicker?

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

In ways you hadn't thought possible.

For example: my very presence here is due to a gateway born from the vision of our glorious leader Maximilian and the brilliant mind of our very own Maggie McGinnis--

A testament to both our credibility and dedication to building the FUTURE!

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

( Releasing grip, though he began to replace that gesture with an enthusiastic series of others as he spoke. )

As I said, it's a pleasure! I'm here to represent Fairfax Industries and the many marvels at it's beck and call, to take your life ma'am and REVOLUTIONIZE it--

[𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐈 * 💢 @LIF3FIB3RSYNC]

Leggo of my hand.

[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘‼️ @FACEOFFAIRFAX]

@LOVEINPIANOKEYS