Facerig Scout

:)

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There are two Scouts inside of you
One is Scout
The other is Scout
You have Chlamydia

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merasmus is real and he ate my dog

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scp stands for "scout's cool. pussymagnet".

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*pulls up in single-engine aircraft*
C'mon, kid! We gotta go save Team Fortress 2 2!
*flies away, immediately crashing and dying.*

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don't look back

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i tried to break a character to get on that cool twitter account but i wasn't strong enough

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Happy halloween everyone! make sure to stay safe tricker treating and dont eat too much candy

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Remember, Halloween is fun and all, but eating too much candy can give you a cavity! Keep that in mind around this spooky season.

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@st33vman @opal_teal that's me!!

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it's that time of year again

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@Scout_FromTF2 @TAirblaster @JeremyTF2Scout @ScoutBonks @scoutTF2facts @JulesScout @FreakinBlu @Fast_Boston_Boi @tf2s_scout crimbus

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somebody told me today that people in porn don't love each other. talk about a dumbass, am i right?

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got cucked. someone came into my house and stole all of my girly mags.

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despite popular belief, i do in fact have secks

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y'know, i used to think that bein the scout would be all fun and games, like runnin fast, shootin guns, double jumping, all that. then the cbt started.

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please laugh i worked really hard on this joke

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engineer be like "i pledge allegiance to the jag"