facet Lacey

i just talk shit and rt

[facet Lacey @FacetLacey]

@leleskrillaa

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

wanna go on a vacation w the loml where all we do is fuck and try new dishes and take cute pictures and fuck again and

[BIGT @BaddTiaaa]

a nigga that a rub me too sleep is my type of nigga fasho 😂

[jamei🫦 @hellooojay]

I know the love of my life don’t call me
No bitch I’ll tell you tht

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

We need a new law stating that if you can pay $2,000 a month for rent banks must acknowledge the fact you can afford to pay a $1,400 mortgage

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

White women have been calling Black women "Shenaenae", "La'Quisha", and "ShaNiqua" in a demeaning manner since the 80's. Latinas were called "Consuela", "Guadalupe", or "Maria" and Asian women were called "Ling-Ling", but the moment ‘Karen’ became a meme criticizing entitled behavior, suddenly people wanted to talk about respect and stereotyping.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

somebody said "rockbottom is actually a trampoline" and i have never felt so alive

[Unión Football Club 1906 @ClubUnion1906]

@itswords_

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

People don't understand when I say l like grapes but not grape flavored products. That shit don't even be tasting like grapes.. it be tasting like...purple.
And y'all mad that makes sense.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

y'all ever wake up from a dream and b impressed? like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing😭

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

talking to men irl feels like talking to cops that want to fuck you

[BigBird:: @BigBirdfyx]

do ya pu$$y ever randomly get wet and you're just like ????? what is it girl??? what do you see???

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I bet y'all ain't laughing at the Amish
anymore.. they clickity, clackin right past the gas station.

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"if ur not American why do u talk about American politics, why do you care" Idk man maybe cuz ur politics keep bombing half of the world

[kat @yslnadi]

when a guy who has never asked me a single question about myself tells me that he’s in love with me

[BigBird:: @BigBirdfyx]

top female experiences :
1.realizing you're fine shyt
https://t.co/NZ7T9vVYWS that demon at 19
3.hating your mom
4.that's was weird but prolly not SA"
5.smoking too much weed
6.realizing your guy friend wants to fuck u

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class