Jesso Fucko

The deaf, the myth, the futile fucker. Used up all of the 9 lives. Living on the borrowed time. God, Satan, Time, Life, and Death don't love and hate me.

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Got my first shot... Now we wait and see what happens next. Hopefully, I’ll hear! 🤣

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Should I bring my earrings back for the Pirates? 🤨

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Haven't play PS4 for 4 days and I feel so fuckin’ great about it. It is time to retire from them again. The previous longest I’ve gone without them was 4 years. Damn COVID pandemic got me out of retirement.

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Since blind people can't see, do they just sleepwalking or something like that? 🤨🤯

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Hey Mexico, do you have a room for me??? 😬

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

The world is probably laughing at us right now.

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Gotta love America. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

With 2021 approaching, remember, don't fuck a bat. Let's keep that year clean!

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Do turkey moaning when you're stuffing it? 🤨

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Mexico, here I come! Best of luck to y’all. ✌🏼

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Yo, Kayne, where ya at?!

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Don't forget to vote. The world and the future of America depend on you! Remember, whoever wins, we’re still fucked anyway.

VOTE FOR JEREMY CLARKSON and JAMES MAY!

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

Fuck Hinge. So many fugly people on that app.

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

6-0

#HereWeGo

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

I still can't get over how hard this collision between Spillane and Henry was... 😨

[Interior Design @Interiorporns]

Absolute vibes... 🥰

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

I’m so good in bed. I sleep in it alllllllll day long, baby. That's how good I am. 😉

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

If I do hear ’Perfectly Splendid’ one fuckin’ more fuckin’ time, I will fuckin’ lose it.

[Jesso Fucko @Facko1138J]

@chunkbardey @sunnyday0495 Election Day. Whoever wins, they’ll be like ’We’ve been faking this whole thing, just to see if y’all think who is doing a better job during this pandemic, Trump or Biden?’ 🤷🏻‍♂️ lol