Michael Streight

What makes a fact a fact? I do.

Writer Adjacent. Stuff in @SlackjawHumor, @littleoldlady__, @Havencomedy, and hopefully more to come.

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

Really excited to have my Brooklyn Nine-Nine spec script "The Woke Bandit" place 2nd in the sitcom category of @Scriptapalooza1's TV Competition. Yes, I found out last month, but I forgot to post it then. So here we are... #screenwriting #Screenwriter #Brooklyn99

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

@InternetH0F Don’t have to search too hard for him, just turn on the Lakers game…

[Orlando Franklin @OFranklin74]

Turned 36 yesterday, and it put me in a giving mood. Let’s do this. I'm raffling off my 2 @nuggets tix for tomorrow night. Must follow, like this post, and retweet for a chance to win. I’ll announce the winner tomorrow at noon. Good luck everyone. 👀 not bad seat🙌🏽. Let’s go Nugs

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

@DailyLoud Geriatric Maholmes was right there

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

@RightWingCope “If you feel ashamed about being a pedophile that wants to murder your wife, come to Christianity where you will be welcomed with open arms” is quite the specific pitch.

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

@nytimes #teamotter4lyfe

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

@ZakSlavik @ESPNNBA @ZachLowe_NBA Has to be so frustrating when you make the right read as a defender and it’s still wrong haha

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

@TheDailyShow Liberal cities are catering to peds. Disgusting.

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

Excited to be a semifinalist in @austinfilmfest script competition with my Brooklyn 99 spec. Looking forward to the festival and hopefully meeting other people that have no idea what they're doing. #AFF29 #semifinalist

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

Probably telling how easy I find it to play dumb in most situations. And how quickly people believe it...

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

Does this mean you’re passing on my script for Deuce Bigalow: Non-binary Gigolo?

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

On the Glenn Beck Podcast, @RobSchneider tells me why he's "ABSOLUTELY" willing to lose it all for what he believes: "I DON'T CARE about my career anymore. I care about my children and the country they're going to live in."

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

Poppy is now the GOP front runner for 2024. #poppyiscanceled #notcool #dogsoftwitter #Politics #joke #TikTok

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

I wrote a children's book about gnomes and nature, which is cool. But what's even more cool is that my aunt did the illustrations, and she crushed it! #ChildrensBooks #illustration #picturebooks #WritingCommunity

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

How crazy if all his anti-Jokic rhetoric was a setup for this moment when he puts him at #1. Love a good long con.

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

@MollyJongFast Same guy different circumstance.

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

Just gonna leave this here. Joe Manchin sucks. He’s never felt so relevant in his life, and he’s loving it.

https://t.co/WA2RFiOvxM

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

Something poetic about Trump and his goonies being taken down because they were too sleazy to not have the young attractive girl around while they planned a coup. #January6thHearings #CassidyHutchinson

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

It was recently discovered that I don’t know the difference between a Pap smear, a mammogram, and an ultrasound. Pretty sure more than 49% of men would also get that wrong. We should sit this out.

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

A @CBSNews poll found that 49 percent of men approve of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v Wade and 51 percent disapprove of overturning it. By comparison, 33 percent of women approve and 67 per cent disapprove.
https://t.co/r5bZ8NxCym

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

She’s a 10 but she clearly has IBS and refuses to change her diet. She’s my girlfriend.

[Michael Streight @FactsbyMichael]

Just a reminder that Joe Manchin "protecting" our Democracy from progress is just so he can feel relevant, no matter who it hurts.
https://t.co/S3m2WDRRPt