CatFacts

Spuriously delightful feline factoids.

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Cats across the world have rejoiced that their claims of significant bending in skinnies are finally acknowledged. #CatsForChaps

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If you inject a pancake with general anaesthetic there is a 13% chance of it turning into a cat #delicious #catfacts

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Studies show that when cats undergo general anaesthetic, they have a 87% chance of never being able to taste pancake batter again #catfacts

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The average KDR of a cat player in Battlefield 4 is 5.46 #catfacts #BF4 #1337

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Did you know that the Dell 6340u has a distinctive cat urine scent #catfacts #catpiss

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What is the difference between a cat? #catfacts

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When heated, the milk of 1000 lactating cats produces enough energy to sustain the flight of a hot air balloon for 7 minutes #catfacts

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There are so many feral cats in China, that during the great feline migration of '02 they were observed from space #CatFacts

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Pectus Carinatum, or 'Pigeon Chest' is more prominent in cats that penguins. http://t.co/FbGNQKsEJe

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The first cat to walk on the moon was Sir Tiverton Jenkins Esquire. He said it was dull and moon rocks were ill suited for litter #catfacts

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Cats can't move their jaws from side to side. They can however lick through a gobstopper lollie 7 times faster than humans #CatFacts

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Cats can't fold in half more than 7 times. They can however flatten to nearly 100% of their mass when under extreme pressure #CatFacts

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An old wives tale states that if you put butter on a cats feet they won't wander. In truth, super glue is far more effective. #CatFacts

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Over the span of your life you will ingest approximately 1/707th of a cat in your sleep #CatFacts

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The term catatonic was derived from a series of neurological studies examining physiological effects of gin and tonic on felines #CatFacts

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@kayleeblair18 Chinese whispers will have you believe that catnip is the answer. Try a slice of turnip to woo your feline friend #catfacts

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Documented cases of spontaneous combustion in cats far outnumber those of humans, likely due to their adoration of whisky #CatFacts

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Cats are known to be incredibly shameless promoters - http://t.co/ZqTbkGYk

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Eskimos have over 570 words for cats #CatFacts

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@ashleewarren No way, cats love facts about bitches! #CatFacts