PostMillennial Facts

Headlines about Generation Z (born 2001-now) by @ninjaburger, @krissy_myers and @aaronreynolds

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Less than 10% of post-millennials have a tattoo

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They prefer cash to credit; the average post-millennial has zero credit cards

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Why are so many post-millennials eating their smartphones?

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8 million post-millennials are afraid of the toilet

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Post-millennials think the name “Generation Alpha” is stupid, everything is stupid, your face is stupid

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Why aren’t more post-millennials playing golf?

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Post-millennials aren’t tired, just want ten more minutes

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Why do you never let post-millennials have any fun?

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Why does no one ever understand post-millennials?

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Post-millennials aren’t saving for retirement, working, cleaning their rooms

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Post-millennials are the youngest generation in history

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Why aren’t post-millennials getting married? “Not old enough”, “Cooties” cited

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Why aren’t post-millennials having babies? Is it because they are babies?

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Most post-millennials have no idea who Kurt Cobain was, cannot spell the word "Grunge"

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Unemployment remains high among post-millennials due to lack of long division skills, paper routes

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Why aren’t post-millennials using Uber?

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Post-millennials have never known a time when the Simpsons was relevant

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Many post-millennials do not know the words to a single Beatles song

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Post-millennials hate shopping malls, where is mommy I want mommy

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Many post-millennials can’t read, write, walk