Fadhil

Phoenix/Elixir, Ruby on Rails, App Development
Former Head of Presidents of Engineering, Twitter
Former Vice President of Senior Heads of Engineering, Twitter

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Unlike everyone else on the internet, I'm much too smart to hinge my self-worth to some social media platform. I am currently the only person on the planet who isn't suffering from social media contingent self appraisal. You poor bastards

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Zionist Israelis are anti-semantics.

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Scientists are postulating that our galaxy exists in a black hole. I can tell you that this cannot possibly be true. The black hole is here in my house.

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Texas is suing Netflix for being addictive while I'm here scrolling through their thumbnails for 20 minutes before going back to scroll through the list of videos I've already watched that YouTube is recommending me. Modern media is bullshit. Whatever happened to good ol' TV?

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@jesse_gibb33603 @elonmusk I'd have gone with "mentally unstable". But I'm never gonna change your mind, so sure, criminals.

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@jesse_gibb33603 @elonmusk But if only criminals have guns, then it'd be much easier to spot criminals, no? Also: criminals don't go around shooting kids in schools.

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@iky_fwjett Tell her you can't wait for the baby and ask her if it'll taste best roasted or sweet and sour.

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We should cleanse our history and timeline by renaming things as they are. From 1948 til now, there has only ever been the Genocidal Terrorist Occupied Territories of Palestine, which hopefully will soon be returned to Palestine.

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It is quite infuriating to learn that some Deputy of some department kena charge for a RM9k "Bribe", while ministers that have taken millions and billions and god knows what else are walking around free as a bird. This world really needs to be nuked.

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Look, @Nestle, you can either be using child labour, or making shitty coffee, not both at the same time. Now if you're telling me you don't use child labor, well you better start looking for some 6-10 year olds because this coffee is starting to taste like shit

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Sometimes I feel like I'm an AI, saying the words people expect me to say,
while deep inside they're just hollow vessels that hold no sway.

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What if the real reason Sora was shutdown is because Trump is worried Iran would make video memes about him? I bet that's it.

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@kamaroolkarim Just don't use work trees with cursor. You'll start feeling like it's gaslighting you.

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@alphaque @pedoqpop 6th means Kevin Bacon.

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"Keeping up with JavaScript dependencies is like a Sisyphus simulator"

- overheard

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@SafdarAlam I really like how you explained what riba is. Now that I think of it, riba seems akin to gambling; taking a bet that the future is going to turn out your way. And the comparison with technical debt, that was a 'it just clicked' moment for me. Thank you.

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@alphaque They're all the same species of shitbird.

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@AsrolWenger Synthetic marijuana

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I see all the armchair lawyers are voicing their opinions today.

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@TajuddinKamil As someone who doesn't really know much about Malaysian politics, it feels like it wouldn't make a difference. We're just picking out another dildo from a whole bag of dicks