Zach Hughey

No one reads these things pigdick tittysprinkles

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

HBO: Remake Game of Thrones Season 8 with competent writers. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/1gB1U68HQ5 via @Change lmfao

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

My love, stop testing my mettle

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

I... ya know that feels pretty nasty of you. Im getting a burrito and watching anime instead then.

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

She says that effort is the siamese twin of success

[Bjergsen @Bjergsen]

Whales are mindblowingly awesome

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

To the man who tipped me 15 bucks and your cash smelled like clean laundry, youre a king

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

@kaaaarlyyyy Mechanical bulls and rich kids not your thing?

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

The new Hop Along single is divine

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

Im a brand new tiger water wizard shark

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

@fuckie_cilantro Smooth boys

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

man I had no idea you could buy this. I’ve just been using drugs and alcohol

[Elder Brother @elderbrother]

Also forgot to mention, by the time we play this show, our new album will be out 🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/SoP5dQVtKp

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

I guess Nanas voicemail doesnt work anymore. RIP me

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

From: That guy who's left his house for the 2nd time in 3 months to get his comfort food and instead changed his tire in the rain and a suit and wants to cut your fucking head off

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

An Open Letter to Whomever Keeps Popping My Tires: I challenge you to an open duel of martial combat wherever you, the challenger, may choose your weapon and meet me at the venue of my home to save your honor and refute my claim, scallywag

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

@TylerMatteo *is that Captain Jack Sparrow?

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

Hey, hey, hey, dont forget, when I got my emotions back I gained +5 to insight checks again, dummy. Bluff doesnt work.

[Zach Hughey @FaeDaddy]

When you shut off your car and didnt put the parking brake on or the car in gear and its still there when I come back 😎😎😎👈👈👈