Dear Nintendo, your audience might be braindead, but it's not so bad that they need a narrator to tell them what's happening. Let the trailers speak for themselves.
Gas up your homies. Praise your friends. Say gay cringe shit to your mutuals about how much you love them. Say gay cringe shit to people who are *not* your mutuals so they know their hard work resonates with you. Say this to artists and writers and HVAC tradies. They all need it.