Tamara Nasser

Because a closed mouth can gather no feet

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

Hi @BarclaysUKHelp have just spent 1.5 HOURS on call (mostly hold) to assist my dad who recently had a stroke log into his accounts. Only for your team to CUT US OFF. Forcing us to take a vulnerable person into the bank?? How do we get a call back to discuss this?

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

@therealNDawg @TJ_Cooney 🤣🤣🤣 @BeckAdesigns will also enjoy this

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

@LeFabtasticDom @RufusHound @BeckAdesigns

[Big Daddy Wickster @jdwickie]

In perhaps the best case of throwing shade I’ve seen all day, the President of China’s today referred to it as the “White House Virus” 🤣🤣🤣

#WhiteHouseVirus #TrumpHasCorona #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

I just want to remind everyone that mocking someone for a medical condition is utterly disgusting and unforgivable!
#TrumpHasCovid

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

https://t.co/CxsUmOu7Sz

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

@BeckAdesigns @RobdaBank @Ed Fuck you, stupid moon

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

Currently sewing up the rips in my ripped jeans. In case you were wondering what it’s like in your 30s #youknowyouregettingolderwhen

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Good luck to everyone getting results today.
Remember, these things are important:
Friends
Family
Being a nice human
Thanking the bus driver

These aren't:
MacBeth
Trigonometry
Remembering the dates of battles
Perfect speling
#ALevelResults2018

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

The child asked me ‘why did they make opposites to everything?’

Her generation is so woke.

[Teen Vogue @TeenVogue]

oh absolutely not https://t.co/OJbSZHitRJ

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

Watched @MotherMovie for the first time over 24 hours ago and tbh, I’m still deeply uncomfortable and stressed out. If someone could explain the allegory of the yellow powder I could maybe feel better. Also what was in the toilet and why was Michelle Pfiefer so mean? Please.

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

In case you were all wondering how the turn out looked at my first safety online event this evening at 7pm.

(7pm was the start time)

#itsokyoucanlaugh

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

@therealNDawg Congrats babe, first of many #thetrollhunter

[Prof. Erik Spiekermann @espiekermann]

Would you want to be treated in a hospital that uses #ComicSans for its sign on the building? #typography

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

@BleezeMartin I know, right?!

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

@EffiSummers The one with the joke in the playboy magazine... like, how did I miss this???

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

I just saw a Friends episode I’d never seen and I spent so much of the episode reconfirming in utter amazement to the people sat with me that I’d never seen it that I missed most of the episode and so there is still an episode of #Friends I’ve never seen.

[Tamara Nasser @FafferNaffer]

@beckers_best @WarHorseOnStage