You really drenched my hanky; & thatâs after leaving yours sopping wet, Fibzy. Figuring out that switch was a challenge. You shouldnât push yourself so hard next time. Youâll pass out! As for pastries, how about some madeleines this time with a bit of earl grey tea? #FibzNotes
Those are not sweat stains, Flori. Ahem⊠thatâs thinking power. Iâm putting my all into sleuthing which is why I need more pastries. So keep âem coming, please. Can you bring some clotted cream too? Love that stuff in spite of the gruesome name. #FibzNotes
Yeah! Tell them off, Fibzy! Them & their basil, completely eschewing my tea. Fibzy, Fibzy, make sure to take time to clean those sweat stains off your Sherlock hat. Though youâre having a tough time sleuthing, you do want to look put together doing it. #FibzNotes
Being that Iâm so dapper, itâs obvious Iâm also so inspirational. Adorable?! Youâre up to something again, @potn_kettle! Or just maybe those âherbsâ are not just basil on pasta. I have more important things to do - like sleuthing.
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Oh, Flori. Youâre embarrassing me. I do have a dapper bod though. Those nitwits from @potn_kettle donât appreciate it. Theyâre too busy pretending to be hyenas. Laughing stupidly.
But this is Friday! All good things come on Fridays. Best of all are the lovely discounts at Arsity Dry Cleaners!
So visit us today to prep for hot summer days. Get all your dapper beach wear spruced up & ready to go with our new patented citrusy scent called Summer Sunshine. Only available at Arsity Dry Cleaners.
No trolls, short people with pigtails, dogs, cats, & hackers allowed on premises. Vandalism by short pigtailed people, dogs & cats will be prosecuted. #FibzNotes
They should consider having tea instead. Itâs so much better for mood & wellness. Think of all the delicious pastries that pare well with tea. Just look at Fibzy. Look at his physique. He loves to eat loads of pastries. #FibzNotes
Itâs this new way of saying âflatteryâ, Flori. Those dopes from @potn_kettle confuse truth with flattery. Must be all the paint fumes mixing with their recreational âherbsâ. You know⊠artists! #FibzNotes
That is so true, Fibzy! You so have that âITâ factor. I donât know what they mean by âglazingâ though. Youâre not a donut! As for that miserable hacker, your days are numbered. So enjoy! #FibzNotes
What can I say⊠if you have it, you have it. And donât call me âFibzyâ, @potn_kettle. Anyhoo, we are getting closer to finding that troll hacker⊠hee, hee, hee! #FibzNotes
Between purloining & âborrowingâ there seems to be little difference in Fibzyâs mind. So much heavy glazing going on. You must be so radiant now, you canât see your own reflection, @UncleFibz . Itâs certainly blinding everyone else.
Ahem! Well⊠my customers are salt of the earth⊠Flori. They bring all their dapper wear, love our discounts, & are most appreciated here at Arsity Dry Cleaners.
And there even more discounts for our lovely customers coming with Summer!
The hot sunny sticky days of sweat drenched summer wear is here & so are Arsity Dry Cleaners with fresh discounts for all those sweaty pressing needs. Come on in today for a nice primer discount. #FibzNotes
Youâre most welcome, Fibzy⊠I mean, @UncleFibz . The hacker/s are just starting trouble for the sake of it. Anyone who knows you also knows youâre too dapper to use second hand garments. Especially those of your customers⊠not exactly posh. Am I right? #FibzNotes
Thank you for the plug, Flori⊠I think. I can count on you always. I do need to address all these lies about my dapper wear & that hacker spreading them though. My clients will not be happy with this.
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A very good businessman at that, & a master salesman. So propaganda is his expertise. Isnât that right, Fibzy?! No one can do it better than you! Well⊠may beâŠthere are those, who should not be named for obvious reasons, who can do it better. But other than them⊠#FibzNotes
Glad you enjoyed yourselves, @potn_kettle. I see youâre still drunk on your own propaganda. I should know⊠I am a businessman after all. #FibzNotes
That was a wild ride & just before the holiday weekend too. We didnât even have time to get our beers ready. Somebody has it in for you, @UncleFibz. Who could it be? The biker? The granny biker? Clowns looking for their floppy shoes? Fox men? Twins? Hobby horses? The list is long. Sherlock hats at the ready! Oooooh, the drama!
We at Arsity Dry Cleaners apologize for the technical difficulties and the inconvenience they have caused to our valued customers.
As you know, your dapper wear is in good hands at Arsity Dry Cleaners where all your pressing needs are met with a smile & excellent discounts, & your clothes are returned to you in exceptional condition.
We look forward to continued service to all of you. Thank you for your understanding & patience. #FibzNotes
That was NOT ME!!! That miserable little troll girl, thatâs who this is! I know that snarkiness anywhere! Who else would mention stupid cats - Ewww! Theyâre worse than dogs!! I donât do this purloiny thing. I donât even know what that means. It sounds rude! Just like her!!!
Flori is trying to calm me down.
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#*%@*HACKED*@%*#
Whether itâs foxes, men, women, twins, trolls, girls, dogs, all seeing cats, or swamps - theyâre all more dapper than a hair & mirror obsessed doddering old fart with a chemically induced nipple fixation & penchant for purloining old clothes.
Which brings me to my ridiculous promo for purloiningâŠ
Free creams for all who dare to come in & leave their dapper wear, or should I say, share wear with me.
I want to believe, Fibzy⊠only⊠fox men donât exist. Perhaps you thought he had dapper wear & due to all the stress with the Halloween carfuffle, you thought of foxes.
There! I figured it out! #FibzNotes