Faffisama

Co-Founder of @potn_kettle 🎥| Blockchain enthusiast🚀

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

You really drenched my hanky; & that’s after leaving yours sopping wet, Fibzy. Figuring out that switch was a challenge. You shouldn’t push yourself so hard next time. You’ll pass out! As for pastries, how about some madeleines this time with a bit of earl grey tea? #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Those are not sweat stains, Flori. Ahem… that’s thinking power. I’m putting my all into sleuthing which is why I need more pastries. So keep ‘em coming, please. Can you bring some clotted cream too? Love that stuff in spite of the gruesome name. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Yeah! Tell them off, Fibzy! Them & their basil, completely eschewing my tea. Fibzy, Fibzy, make sure to take time to clean those sweat stains off your Sherlock hat. Though you’re having a tough time sleuthing, you do want to look put together doing it. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Being that I’m so dapper, it’s obvious I’m also so inspirational. Adorable?! You’re up to something again, @potn_kettle! Or just maybe those “herbs” are not just basil on pasta. I have more important things to do - like sleuthing.
#FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Oh, Flori. You’re embarrassing me. I do have a dapper bod though. Those nitwits from @potn_kettle don’t appreciate it. They’re too busy pretending to be hyenas. Laughing stupidly.

But this is Friday! All good things come on Fridays. Best of all are the lovely discounts at Arsity Dry Cleaners!

So visit us today to prep for hot summer days. Get all your dapper beach wear spruced up & ready to go with our new patented citrusy scent called Summer Sunshine. Only available at Arsity Dry Cleaners.

No trolls, short people with pigtails, dogs, cats, & hackers allowed on premises. Vandalism by short pigtailed people, dogs & cats will be prosecuted. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

They should consider having tea instead. It’s so much better for mood & wellness. Think of all the delicious pastries that pare well with tea. Just look at Fibzy. Look at his physique. He loves to eat loads of pastries. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

It’s this new way of saying “flattery”, Flori. Those dopes from @potn_kettle confuse truth with flattery. Must be all the paint fumes mixing with their recreational “herbs”. You know… artists! #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

That is so true, Fibzy! You so have that “IT” factor. I don’t know what they mean by “glazing” though. You’re not a donut! As for that miserable hacker, your days are numbered. So enjoy! #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

What can I say… if you have it, you have it. And don’t call me “Fibzy”, @potn_kettle. Anyhoo, we are getting closer to finding that troll hacker… hee, hee, hee! #FibzNotes

[Pot and Kettle Art Studio @potn_kettle]

Between purloining & “borrowing” there seems to be little difference in Fibzy’s mind. So much heavy glazing going on. You must be so radiant now, you can’t see your own reflection, @UncleFibz . It’s certainly blinding everyone else.

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Ahem! Well… my customers are salt of the earth… Flori. They bring all their dapper wear, love our discounts, & are most appreciated here at Arsity Dry Cleaners.

And there even more discounts for our lovely customers coming with Summer!

The hot sunny sticky days of sweat drenched summer wear is here & so are Arsity Dry Cleaners with fresh discounts for all those sweaty pressing needs. Come on in today for a nice primer discount. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

You’re most welcome, Fibzy… I mean, @UncleFibz . The hacker/s are just starting trouble for the sake of it. Anyone who knows you also knows you’re too dapper to use second hand garments. Especially those of your customers… not exactly posh. Am I right? #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Thank you for the plug, Flori… I think. I can count on you always. I do need to address all these lies about my dapper wear & that hacker spreading them though. My clients will not be happy with this.
#FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

A very good businessman at that, & a master salesman. So propaganda is his expertise. Isn’t that right, Fibzy?! No one can do it better than you! Well… may be…there are those, who should not be named for obvious reasons, who can do it better. But other than them… #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Glad you enjoyed yourselves, @potn_kettle. I see you’re still drunk on your own propaganda. I should know… I am a businessman after all. #FibzNotes

[Pot and Kettle Art Studio @potn_kettle]

That was a wild ride & just before the holiday weekend too. We didn’t even have time to get our beers ready. Somebody has it in for you, @UncleFibz. Who could it be? The biker? The granny biker? Clowns looking for their floppy shoes? Fox men? Twins? Hobby horses? The list is long. Sherlock hats at the ready! Oooooh, the drama!

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

We at Arsity Dry Cleaners apologize for the technical difficulties and the inconvenience they have caused to our valued customers.

As you know, your dapper wear is in good hands at Arsity Dry Cleaners where all your pressing needs are met with a smile & excellent discounts, & your clothes are returned to you in exceptional condition.

We look forward to continued service to all of you. Thank you for your understanding & patience. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

That was NOT ME!!! That miserable little troll girl, that’s who this is! I know that snarkiness anywhere! Who else would mention stupid cats - Ewww! They’re worse than dogs!! I don’t do this purloiny thing. I don’t even know what that means. It sounds rude! Just like her!!!

Flori is trying to calm me down.
#FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

#*%@*HACKED*@%*#
Whether it’s foxes, men, women, twins, trolls, girls, dogs, all seeing cats, or swamps - they’re all more dapper than a hair & mirror obsessed doddering old fart with a chemically induced nipple fixation & penchant for purloining old clothes.

Which brings me to my ridiculous promo for purloining…

Free creams for all who dare to come in & leave their dapper wear, or should I say, share wear with me.

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

I want to believe, Fibzy… only… fox men don’t exist. Perhaps you thought he had dapper wear & due to all the stress with the Halloween carfuffle, you thought of foxes.
There! I figured it out! #FibzNotes