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buy your lotto ticket with FDs

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FD this. FD that.
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We're in a very crypto time of our lives.

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We're in a very crypto time of our lives.

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https://t.co/ZCtAqBpyN4

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Over 2.61% supply has been burned so far.

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the faggy d's dont expire

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Gone are the days of waking up in sweat and tears from the IV crush of buying FDs on earnings.

Now we can just buy $FD onchain.

No expirations, no greeks, no pain.

LONG LIVE $FD.

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Onchain looks good on us

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dexscreener updated, X checkmark updating...

in time for FD friday.

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it was promised 10 years ago.

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OUR WEBSITE HAS BEEN UPDATED.

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the faggy d's are cooking hard

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MFW RH builds OTM weeklies onchain

[Hood House @hood__house]

🚨 $HOOD - ROBINHOOD EARN IS UP TO $27 MILLION IN DEPOSITS

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We are using 100% of the fees collected from @Noxa_Fi to buy back $FD.

our holders are delighted!

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I know some of you out there are trading FDs profitably week to week... I'm just wondering what strategies you use to do this?

For example, if I want to trade SPY: would I want to buy an option expiring in 5 days, or do you usually go with 1-day or 0-day options? Do you buy ATM or slightly OTM? What % gain do you look to cash out some (or all) of your contracts?

I'm thinking of trading some FDs on SPY using the Kelly Criterion for bankroll management - estimating that the probability of making money is ~50% and the payoff could be at least 2-to-1 will let me manage my position size for each trade to theoretically be profitable over time.

Tell me why this will or won't work? And what strategies you use to be profitable.

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running FDs onchain

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Iykyk $FD

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Markets… not gud
$FD Gud price

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Brace $FD

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100x leverage. Everything’s going to be fine, just grab some $FD so you can add to your margin

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150k uwu $FD

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7% annually was never going to keep him. $FD

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deal. $FD

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rich for the next 4 minutes.

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why wait 40 years to be rich when you can be broke by lunch. $FD