Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
Europeans finding out that Americans living in suburban Texas have multiple cars, space, AC, full restaurants, youth sports complexes and mass retail abundance
Robert Muldoon in Jurassic Park (1993) spends the entire movie being the only person who fully understands how dangerous the raptors are, then still gets outsmarted and killed by them anyway.