Fahv Pernicious

You can't bargain with a mountain lion

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

@coolnalu @AssistantHunt Having a hard time with the search functionality on https://t.co/dSHgQaTc6S </3

Seems like there isn't a search out there that will return any results.

[Oscar Falmer @OscarFalmer]

👻 AR Studio x Daft Punk 🤖

For the 10y anniversary of the album RAM, scan the cover to discover the new crystal album cover and the "Horizon" track. Reverse the camera to wear the crystal helmets…

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

@ElYunqueNF @hinrichsfamily Is this still true? I can't seem to get a reservation for today.

[ROCKY BALBOA CHEESESTEAK FUN HOUR @MattRBCFHPod]

I’m just going to say it. I would like the Phillies to score more runs than the padres.

[The Recount @therecount]

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) in August: States should regulate abortion.

Sen. Lindsey Graham in September: The federal government should regulate abortion.

[saint cignatius @saintcignatius]

it is summer 2021. the vaccine has been a marvelous success. you and all your best friends board the F train towards coney island. you play music and sweat and laugh together. you all sip white claws and forget. when you get to the beach, you look out at the ocean. it glimmers.

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

I am certain the only thing you love more than snow is being in love in the #snow

[ZOOBSTOOL @zoobstool]

Who’s clapping cheeks tonight

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

Much became clear yesterday when, during a word association game, @ThielGoodInc ‘s mom shouted “Cocaine” when given the clue “spices”. The answer was horseradish.

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

Demonstrates a complete lack of metrical direction or intuition. Wholly inadequate to all but the most vulgar reader.

Where’s the rest?

[rodeo shrimp @DanCohandz]

Someone call the cops.

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

The great city of Philadelphia has once again saved democracy and America. Who’s job is it to tell The Donald? I feel for you.

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

Dude you seem really unhinged.
#grabsPAbythepussy

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact,.....

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

He sounds more like a hott best friend than an Ex to me.

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

You dusty senile sly old silver fox ;)

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

@realDonaldTrump Dude you seem really unhinged. #grabbingPAbythePussy

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Zuko’s Agni Kai against Zhao is a Top-5 moment in sports TV history

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

Seize the time Official website https://t.co/W0zp3XJWE3
@StarFilth @BiEyeCycle @maddieher @gabriel66981288 @moodyfaggot @tha_real_arthur @ParvSoleymani @effwest @DanielBean8 @ColinNewby

[Fahv Pernicious @Fahvyonp]

Seize the time Official website https://t.co/W0zp3XJWE3
@StarFilth @BiEyeCycle @maddieher @gabriel66981288 @moodyfaggot @tha_real_arthur @ParvSoleymani @effwest @DanielBean8 @ColinNewby

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Shaq’s quarantine looks LIT @thisleague https://t.co/Wk6frZu47U