For the past four years it’s been my job - nay, my PLEASURE - to be the tweeter behind the @OKWildlifeDept account. This is my final post.
It’s been my absolute honor to roast and ratio some of you into the ground in the name of science. Let’s take a trip down memory lane: 🧵
What jobs sound super ‘fake’ but are actually extremely ‘real’?
By that I mean you read the description and think something like “oh ok this is just some bullshit email job” but the actual reality is “no lots of people would definitely die if someone didn’t do this”
BREAKING: people aren’t in love with TV that’s unceremoniously chopped halfway through, 6 episodes long with a bottle ep centered on a totally new character, takes 3 years off between seasons, or a combo platter of all of the above
being weird enough to write a fake page from a book because you didn’t like the premise of it and using fake slurs to make the author look bad and trying to pass it off as a little “jokey joke” like yall are odd as hell this is someone’s career ?
There's a Skyrim mod that makes all the spell books at the college of winterhold super expensive because that's how it is in actual college and I just think that's really funny.
Sink your teeth into the first teaser trailer for The Lost Boys: A New Musical, an official stage adaptation of the classic '80s movie produced by Patrick Wilson!
My brother and our cousins, who are Palestinian-American, were pulled off the airplane and held by airport security & police at the Minneapolis, MN (MSP) airport last night on their way home from a wedding and were not allowed to leave after questioning because a White woman (pictured below) on board "felt scared" and told the airline my brother and his friends were suspicious for taking turns using the bathroom and claimed they made a bomb threat directly to her.
My brother and cousins were speaking in Arabic and English and wearing Palestine necklaces. They are all in their early 20s.
In addition, security took several other Arabic speaking & Muslim passengers off the plane for questioning and held them preventing them from leaving as well. They were all racially profiled and treated as suspect.
After about an hour, security and police realized there was no basis to the woman's claims and they she was lying and so they sent everyone home. They refused to give my brother the name of the woman and refused to allow him to file a false police report against the woman.
The police told my brother to just go home and there is nothing to report on, "it's a she said, he said situation".
But this woman put my brother, our cousins and Arabic speaking passengers in danger. Anyone on the plane could've reacted to her allegation and became violent, even pulled out a gun on them or caused panick.
He, our cousins and the other Arabic speaking passengers were treated as suspect because they are Palestinian-American and this is without a doubt the result of mainstream corporate media dehumanization of Palestinian victims in Gaza that are being targeted by incessant Israeli bombs. Since October 7th the media has helped manufacture consent for Israel's genocide in Gaza that has killed over 20,000 Palestinians using US supplied bombs by parroting Israeli talking points that portray all Palestinians as subhuman.
We still don't know this woman's name and would like help identifying her.
The X-Files will have 3 back to back episodes that are dead serious about elaborate conspiracies where anyone can be killed for knowing too much, and then the very next episode will be like “Scully there’s a dude I wanna check out who thinks he’s a goat”