Failsforce Blimp

I'm just a blimp who woke up with a face tat. I have no idea what's going on.

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

Well y'all...it's been fun. Floatin' on to better places for now...RT if you'll miss me 😭

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@rramesh25 @ArvindParthiban No idea who THAT is but it's clear that I'm the star here.⭐️

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

They only love me for mah
BLIMP TOOTS 💨

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@dhivya_sriram I'm not even affiliated with whoever this tech company is. #lame #wokeuplikedis

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

Sun's out, blimpy buns out ��🍑

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

I met @GoodyearBlimp at @Dreamforce last year. He's good, but not great. #Salesforce #Dreamforce2018 @salesforce

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@CarolynMcArdle I'M A STAR. (But seriously WHY doesn't anyone care about me as an actual blimp?)

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@ai I could be just as dangerous if I were to fall out of the sky... #justsayin

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@KanhemaPhoto @MidEasternist It me

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@Shaena_S Ooh, I look good.

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

Little known fact: my name is ACTUALLY pronounced "Blahmp". #FailsforceBlimp #DF2018 #Dreamforce2018

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@dhivya_sriram Just a whoooole lotta hot air in hurr. #Hotinhurr

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@AirSign @Anarchicky @howfunworks @FreshworksInc I honestly could care less about whatever this campaign is. I'm just a blimp tryna live my life. #BigBlimpin #NoOneOwnsMe

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

We doin'
Big blimpin' in the breeze, we be
Big blimpin' in D.E.E.Z. (skies)
Big blimpin' up in SF trees
It's just that hot-air-filled blimp game, I do it with ease😎
#failsforce #failsforceblimp #DF2018 #Dreamforce2018

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@pigsandgecos Blimps can't wave but...I'll blow some air atchu'

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@the415guy @salesforce Ugh I'm so cute

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

Brrr *clap clap*
It's cold out here
There must be a hot blimp in the atmosphere
AH SAID BRR *clap clap*
It's cold out here
The fog's rollin in' and I'm disappear--☁️👋

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@AGirlNamedTRAY Ayeeeee

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@HoodedTwittoris Hey, no affiliation here. I'm just a blimp...asking a sky...to love me.

[Failsforce Blimp @FailsforceBlimp]

@popphilo Nah, just checkin' out the scene.