logical phallussy ⵣ 🇵🇸

interminable grouch, RPG enjoyer, New England separatist
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[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

At Tractor Supply. A literal child is working here. The speaker system announces “Mountain Dew celebrates…America!” There’s an entire family wearing matching t-shirts that say “Liberty: Since 1776.” 2.5 gallon jugs of glyphosate are on-sale now through the 4th of July

[domestic grace @holyhomemaking]

was asking my husband if he cared about the baby shower theme and he was like what is that? do you mean like space or like mafia themed? and now he wont let go of the mafia idea. he says the invitations would say "welcome a new member of the family" and we could do italian food

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[logical phallussy ⵣ 🇵🇸 @FailsonDrew]

Shaking my head disapprovingly at the first half of the book and nodding approvingly at the second half so the other passengers on the star cruiser know I don't support the Empire.

[Mariam ☧ @Gaismair]

If you read this you start understanding Palpatine is inherently an nixonian figure that had zero interest in the day-to-day operations of state, delegating it all to his glup shittos so could focus on occultism & genocide beams

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

I have come to love and respect this once I learned this was there as a way to fraud Microsoft.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

because a single serving of 12 beers is 2400 calories

[logical phallussy ⵣ 🇵🇸 @FailsonDrew]

"Yes Mr. President, you passed the cognitive exam with flying colors"

[Eleanor🎼 @Eleanor1589539]

The best game for keeping the memory of older people alive

[Sam Reich @samreich]

just throwing this out there

[•☽ 𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☾• @M00NBLADA]

Wow I wouldn't have guessed Moloch Baal Lord of Rape and Defilement preferred lying

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

this tweet has changed a part of me forever bc ive been saying i forgor instead of i forgot for like years now

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

RIP Marjane Satrapi, the great cartoonist and film director, best known for PERSEPOLIS. She was only 56. A great talent. She will be missed.

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."

[CommieTurk @PunishedCommie]

This might be one of the funniest gifs I’ve seen on this platform

Something about mussolini hitting that on hitler is just so funny

[logical phallussy ⵣ 🇵🇸 @FailsonDrew]

Anarchist Mayor

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[logical phallussy ⵣ 🇵🇸 @FailsonDrew]

Love Ryan Gosling but Star Wars should not be hiring big name actors. You need glup shitto actors

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.