𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫

A salesman's job is to sell products, I am a prophet

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

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How much would you pay for a jetpack

#DLRP #DEADLOCKRP #MVRP

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

A bit broke you say?

How would you like a job spreading the word of Fairfax

[𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 @VengefulC0wgirl]

“I think they will get funds from the millions of other consumers. They don’t need my money. Besides. I’m also a bit broke right now..”

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

@VengefulC0wgirl //I take my corporate shilling very seriously 😭

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Not even to support the wonderful amazing generous company of Fairfax Industries ™

[𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 @VengefulC0wgirl]

“Nope. I don’t want it.”

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Well how are they gonna produce more wonderful products (and pay my salary)

Think of how many lives are improved by the existence of the Chimera MK1!

Mine sure is

[𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 @VengefulC0wgirl]

“I don’t think the big corporation needs my money…”

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Have you considered investing into one of the many other products Fairfax Industries ™ has to offer?

[Victor @LIVING_D3ADMAN]

Neither

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Which one gets you closer to buying a jetpack?

[Victor @LIVING_D3ADMAN]

I can't tell if your being an asshole or ignorant

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Now NEED and want are two very different things

Think about the skies

[𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 @VengefulC0wgirl]

“Don’t need it.”

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Well have you considered adding the Chimera MK1 to your arsenal

[𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 @VengefulC0wgirl]

“No. This is my grandfathers revolver. I wouldn’t use any other weapon.”

[𝕄𝕀𝔽 | VGEN @Mifdraws]

more danny
#deadlock

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

But think of how much your job would be easier with a revolver from Fairfax industries

[𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 @VengefulC0wgirl]

“No. I like it the way it is.”

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

@FASHI0NIST

Ah! A fellow Fairfax fan!

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Fairfax industries sponsored this post

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@VengefulC0wgirl

Don’t shoot sheriff.

Instead think about upgrading that Ol’ gun of yours

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Fairfax industries sponsored this post

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

What is it my fishbowl headed friend

Have you decided to by a jetpack

[𝐏𝚕𝚊𝚢ιηg ᴡɪ𝚝𝚑 𝕋𝙸𝙼𝙴 ˚₊‧ @PARADOXICALSWAP]

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[ @FairfaxIndustry ]

Psst … Danny …
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[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Well they don’t call me Deadman Danny for nothing!

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝔱͞𝔥͞𝔢͞ 𝕯̲𝖗̲𝖎̲𝖋̲𝖙̲𝖊̲𝖗̲. ⸸ @VI1SCERA]

i need you dead.

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Well if you share the idea I’m sure Maggie could figure out how to make it work

[Ｖ Ｙ Ｐ Ｅ Ｒ !! @PENTR1F1CAT1ON]

gorgon exclusive. even if it wasn't i definitely wouldn't be telling fairfax's stupidest soldier.

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Well stealing them wouldn’t benefit the genius minds behind the weapons

Nor my sales cut

[Ｖ Ｙ Ｐ Ｅ Ｒ !! @PENTR1F1CAT1ON]

stock as in like. weapons and stuff ? what if i just steal them.

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Is getting longer a gorgon exclusive or can I also elongate

[Ｖ Ｙ Ｐ Ｅ Ｒ !! @PENTR1F1CAT1ON]

thats a gorgon secret. nobody is getting told the answer.

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

@VI1SCERA

What large hands you have!

I wonder how they’d look holding the CHIMERA MK1 BY FAIRFAX INDUSTRIES

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Fairfax industries sponsored this post

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@LIVING_D3ADMAN

What a great test dummy you’d be!

Don’t steal my job

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

Fairfax industries sponsored this post

[𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫 @FairfaxIndustry]

How

No mean to offend but how does one make themselves longer?

[Ｖ Ｙ Ｐ Ｅ Ｒ !! @PENTR1F1CAT1ON]

thanks. i spend a lot of time making myself longer.