Ethan Edwards

I'm gonna rescue my niece from those blasted Comanche if it's the last thing I do! That'll be the day....

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

@ThePoniExpress Three seasons, three interceptions. To be considered a top corner, you need to be more of a ball hawk.

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

Go on strike MLB or lock the assholes out owners. I don't care, I only care that there is a salary cap and the Pittsburgh Pirates have a chance to compete. If there is no salary cap, I'm done with MLB forever.

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

California assholes all claim to be Socialist turds, yet they root for the asshole Dodgers, the most Capitalist team in professional sports. I can't wait until that place falls into the ocean. Fuck Socialism!

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

Only the shitty Pirates can fuck up the best reliever in baseball. I fucking hate this franchise. #Pirates

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

Unchained!!!! Van Halen will always rule! #VanHalen

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

It's football season. #HereWeGo

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

5th inning was a killer for the Bucs. Should've put up 3 or 4 runs.#LetsGoBucs

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

The fact that these imbeciles use Dennis Santana in high leverage situations sums up how stupid this organization is. #Pirates #FireBenCherington

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

Yay! FUCK YOU BEN CHERINGTON AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT BULLPEN!!! Hey Bob, grow a pair and fire this asshole! #FireBenCherington #FireBenCherington #FireBenCherington

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

I hate you Ben Cherington, I hate your guts. You're a rich guy who is totally shit at your job. I work myself to death and barely get by. My God, I hate your guts! #FireBenCherington

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

Soto sucks!!!!!!!!#FireBenCherington

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

#FireCherington

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

Fuck this bullpen and fuck you Cherington! #Pirates

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

I'm fine waiting out a rain delay. Beers and now, .38 Special Live 1981. Florida invented Southern Rock.

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

I'm gonna pass out drunk before this game starts. #LetsGoBucs

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

Molly Hatchet Live at The Royal Oak Theater 1980 proved to be an awesome CD purchase. The sound quality isn't the greatest, but the pure energy makes up for it.

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

Oh yeah....18 fucking blown saves! #Pirates #ShittyPirates #FireBenCherington #SellTheTeam

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

Ben Cherington is an analytics loving pussy. Hey Bob, you ain't going to the playoffs because this asshole GM has no idea that your bullpen is piss, because he only looks at projections. Please hire a real baseball man to replace him. #ShittyPirates #Pirates

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

@937theFan Oh, so you're getting lit up....well no shit you spoiled brat. You should be in the bullpen, but you'd throw a hissy fit if that happened.

[Ethan Edwards @FairWarning1981]

18th fucking blown saves today. Yay Ben Cherington you asshole, just sit there and keep playing with yourself and ignore your teams Achilles Heal. Fucking retard! #FireBenCherington