Fairy Liquid FC™

Officail Twitter for Fairy Liquid FC #ComeOnYouFaries #BackingTomDaley

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We would like to congratulate our former academy star @Cristiano on his achievements

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Well it's Christmas and everyone here at @FairyLiquidFC couldn't give a fuck!

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The club can announce that @99Hemming is a faggit

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Club Captain

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@ryzo97 life isn't that bad friend, Hearts are going bust, life should be great!

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Rest In Peace, a true legend, Nelson Mandela #RIP

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@ryzo97 everyone here wishing you good luck on the trip!

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The club are supporting life long fan Tom Daley in his "I'm Gay But I Like Girls" campaign! #BackingTom

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We'd like to thank @Tesco for the on going support

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At the end of a hard season the club has been Fairy Liquidated #FuckThePope

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We are back from the dead

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We are pleased to confirm that @gaz_hemmzy is going to shag Wendy Kendall

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@FairyLiquidFC @gaz_hemmzy only the best

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@gaz_hemmzy were cheaper than persil

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@gaz_hemmzy would you like to buy some fairy liquid?

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We can confirm we are shit

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The club would like to confirm that Nicole Paton is an ugly bastard

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The club would like to confirm that we have not gone bust

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@RonniesRockets #wearethepeople #bubblearmy

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Our sources understand that Daryl Harris's mum has chlamydia