Robyn Dearmon

[toxic king @toxicking]

By the time I remember to text back it’s too disrespectful to even do it

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Oh hi March !

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, the president of the United States is Joe Biden

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

live your life in such a way that the entire world isn't counting down every fucking hour until you finally lose immunity from prosecution

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

There's zero question about it #catsjudgingkellyanne

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole president lies about having a stockpile of vaccines

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

A male president was so angry he lost that he incited a mob against the U.S. Capitol.

I never want to hear again that women would be "too emotional" to be president.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Fuck you. You bought this pony. Now you get to ride it.

[Tyler Rugge @TylerRugge]

Has anyone else noticed this year has been kinda bad

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Is there a penalty for an attempted coup, or can anybody just do it without consequences?

Asking for 79M pissed Americans.

[𝔐𝔢𝔯𝔠��𝔡𝔢𝔰❀ @doschwab]

guys why did we ever leave MySpace to begin with 🥺 the music and the ability to edit out pages. oof simpler times.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Launch in 5 minutes

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Now it's all over I can tell you that it was me who ate the bats.

[🌿🌷🌻Baylee Jae🌻🌷🌿 @Baylee_Jae]

🎃🍂🌿 Hey guys! 🫒🍂🎃

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This made my day

[˗ˏˋ𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙤ˎˊ˗ @adamsketches]

down but not out!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Even this will offend someone.