Faison Lembard

Your one stop shop for funny, informative, and rage shit.

You’re welcome 👌💯

[Faison Lembard @FaisonLemb]

Whelp. Hope to see them happy, healthy, and marriage years from now.

🤣😂 Ain’t no way I’m doing all that JUST for a prom date

[🖤 @xoxofavor]

school dance btw

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@mxtalbxrbie @MLBHR goood hit

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Crazy with that. The whole line up got a hit today

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Geraldo Perdomo - Arizona Diamondbacks (6) 2-run 396 feet
+950

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@MelanatedTalk The AUDACITY for there to be racist in NC is CRAZY. That’s native soil with many natives (my family included) still living there.

they better mind there temperament

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I was today years old when I realized that the name of wine was named after the type of grape it’s made from 🤯🤯🫨

[Bee Monet 👑🍪 @itsBeeMonet]

@arojinle1 The Lion “Aye don’t be throwing no fucking food at me bitch ass motherfucker. Tf. And you snapping yo fingers at me bitch I’ll eat YOU for dinner before I eat this shit you throwing at me. Scary ass bitch. Yeah you better close that mf cage fucking punk ass boy”

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@Laz252 That’s how you handle your fade

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Funny how America likes to say “innocent until proven guilty,” but when you get pulled over you’re guilty till proven innocent.

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@ilyyyRuby Right. what this man talm bout

[Kentah Gwanjez @GWANJEZ]

"Our grandfathers had to run, run, run. Our generation's out of breath. We ain't running no more." Kwame Ture

[Faison Lembard @FaisonLemb]

1st PD lotto

https://t.co/eRqORmiWtd

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@SGP_Parlay Never even heard of this site until just now

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@Mambax20 @SGP_Parlay ��🔥🔥🔥☄️

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@Atompi314 @thepropdealer they cashed out before the 5th

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@LifeOfVenzel_ Lmao maaaane the streets is talking NOW. Ain’t even at her final form 🤣🔥☄️

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@MoeHoops13 @Blackmillions_ He said he’s financially free, Happy with his means, and DOESNT wake up depressed. Meaning he ain’t lonely.

Lol there’s peace in solidarity

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@baiileeyyyy How so? I’m genuinely curious as to how that’s possible?

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I ain’t say YOUR boobs. I said boobs.

Yes BOOBS

[Humans Being Wholesome @UNIVERSE_FEEDS]

@InternetH0F Bro didn't even hesitate 😭

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@Aestheticthin13 Good GOD almighty 🥰😭❤️

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@vladdwavy Man it pissed me off SO bad when it was going around. Like fr HOW!?!? WHERE?!?!