beaver deceiver

Bird Dog Mom • Free Mason • Professional Snack Catcher/ Toddler Wrangler • Nicholas Cage Lover • Forklift certified •

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

Taking a walk and someone says “you don’t have to explain the geological history”

Me already having read the roadside geology guide:

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Dedicating this to @BChickenfry

https://t.co/H5aqvKbJ87

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

How does this help them play football

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

My childhood best friends mom was right all men ARE pigs.

[cants @cantseyy]

When you order a pillow on temu

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

Had a hard time waiting for the pigeons to get back in the coop to reload.

Increasing the bird drive is a good way to decrease gun shyness.

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

Topping off Harper’s gun shyness training.

She once would run away and be scared of hearing a gun shot. All reduced to just a slight twitch of the ears and a pause before retrieve.

Excited to see what a few more sessions do!

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

Me doing fieldwork

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

5 feep deet

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

I finally learned why you yell fore in golf.

Ask me how I know.

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

People are saying how they are tired because of the eclipse…..

I’m tired because I have lymes disease…. For the fourth time.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Say what you want about OJ Simpson but he inspired one of the funniest movie scenes in history

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

My 4 year old just told me @NoahKahan looks like God and that God was real.

Idk what’s gotten into her to be this philosophical. Like we are coloring.

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

Hazel was watching YouTube on my phone and decided to chat when I got a call to set up an interview for a job.

They hit it off 😂

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

I actually look like that

[rave @imyrave]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

@KwikTrip

[Aikna🪻 @aiknaverse]

Me waiting for my boyfriend to kiss me after just kissing me

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

You know how a few months ago yall told me to get that dog. Well I did it.

She’s quirky, sweet and the best bird dog out there.

[˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ 💌 @taylorlilacs]

“A man is allowed to react, a woman can only overreact”

[beaver deceiver @Faithluce14]

Our healthcare system is a total scam. There is no reason I should be paying over $1k for medical bills while also paying $280 a month for health insurance.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me in 2040 when my kids ask me what snow was