By 4am, my friend called me. Apparently, he went to the club to ball with his friends and his bill was ₦8M.
The first thing he said when I picked up was, “Dee, please borrow me ₦2M. I’ll pay you back.”
The way I laughed ehn 😂 I said, “You want to prank me this early morning abi? You fowl spirit, come out of that body now.” 😆
He said he wasn’t joking. Apparently, he was at the club celebrating his girlfriend’s birthday and his total bill was ₦8M. He could only pay ₦2M, and they wanted him to drop his car key until whenever he could pay the balance. He said he needs the car for an important movement.
I said, “Oga, drop your keys. 5 kobo I don’t have. In fact, wrong number.” 🤣
He said, “Na me make mistake call you,” before ending the call.
Omo, everybody should ball within their means. What do you mean you bought drinks worth ₦8M in a club and you can only pay ₦2M? 🤣
Financial mistake of the highest order.