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Stand Up Comedian.

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@YouTube @YouTubeIndia Your upcoming monetization policy (from 15th July 2025) is understandable, but completely demonetizing channels is unjust.
Flag or demonetize specific videos, give creators a warning but killing the whole channel's monetization is unfair.
#youtube

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Hello @grok

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23rd Feb k baad Latent wala mudda fade hone lagega if you know you know ;)

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If you want to justify something just give it a term.
"Collateral Damage" really?

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Woh chote chote ikhtelafaat the, naa koi ladayi thi !!

Mein sach me utna bura tha ya tumne jhuti kahani banayi thi

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Tujhe kaise thaam lu tu paas bhi toh nahi

Ho raha ye anjaam q koi jawab bhi toh nahi

Dur bhej kar saza khud ko hi de diya mene

Rahe hum aas paas q mujh me ab wo baat bhi to nhi

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Ye gham jo chupaaye hain lafzon mein

Abb ye zaahir naa hote bin ashkon ke

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Raabte kam hain par woh rone nhi deti

Woh rehbar toh nahi par khone nhi deti

Haan hai faasla humaare darmiyan kaafi

Woh khawabon m aati aur sone nhi deti

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Tere qurbat ka khayal? meri soch ko duur si lagti ho

Tujhe kaise ginu insaano mein tum hoor si lagti ho

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Ye waswase ye bechaniyan aur hoti teri fikr

Kyu hum dono razamand the jab hui ye hijr

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Mein raat bhar khoju khud ko,
khud ko mil jaane talash mein

Mein subha kho du khud ko
aashiyaane ki talash mein

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Chaha tujhe jee bhar k bachi na koi kasar

Dekha tujhe jee bhar k jhuki naa meri nazar

Kaha hai tu kyu chala gaya chor kar mujhe

Dhoonda tujhe jee bhar k gaaon aur sheher

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"Sanmbhal kar chalein zara ahtiyaat karein"

Ab chalu, giru, sanmbhlu par woh naa baat karey

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Kara na kabhi izhaar-e-mohabbat aur saalgirah mana rakha hai

Likhe hain kai khatt tumko jinhein daraaz mein chupa rakha hai

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Tatolu Dil ko toh sard mein bhi jalta hai

Abb likhne baithu toh bas dard hi nikalta hai

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Faaqa chal raha hai takiya sar par nahi hai

Roothey hain deewar farishte dar par nahi hai

Shama cheekh rahi hai ye andhera q barpa hai

Lagta hai aaj Ammi Ghar par nahi hai

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Kamzoori tumhi se aur junoon bhi ho

Uljhano ki waja tum aur sukoon bhi ho

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Meri mohabbat ki hudood se anjaan ho tum

Afsaney jo likhe hai mene unwaan ho tum

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Jo tum mein mujh mein duri rahi hai

Wo zaabte hain koi majburi nahi hai