Onde-onde Stan Acc

ڤأيه. tanned. non malay. a piece of beautiful shit. kindhearted and hate you. baby/darling

[Pokley. @haiyakasim]

Tahniah anda menang batik terpaling batik. Now, tolong hilangkan jerebu, please. Kesian warga Sabah Sarawak nak bernafas pun tak boleh

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

The KL Sessions Court has ordered Maybank to pay RM 166,000 in damages to a woman after finding it failed to prevent suspicious online banking transactions that drained her account.

Plaintiff Chan Yan Li said she lost the funds through multiple unauthorised transfers in 2021 without receiving SMS or app notifications.

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[Tatty H. @tattyhassan]

PSA, jangan biar anak yang tak berdosa suffer dalam masa depan dia:

[Datuk Jahat Hensem @datukhensem]

Kepada warga sekitar Kuching, kalau nampak benda ini di jalanan atau di mana mana, jangan kacau or buang.

Ini merupakan Oral Rabies Vaccines yang diletakkan sekitar Kuching bagi dimakan anjing anjing liar bagi memberikan perlindungan kepada mereka daripada virus rabies.

[run817🍓🍑🎈🎈 @run817]

@Bulvarpress That beach had closed for years for restorations, recently opened and now it becomes shark preservation area.
There are staff with speaker keep patrolling and telling all tourists not allowed swimming. and you see there's none in the water except that jerk! even we keep warning!

[Zamir Mohyedin @zamirmohyedin]

Dukacita dimaklumkan Prof. Syed Naquib al-Attas telah meninggal dunia.

Innalillah wa inna ilaihii rooji'un. Semoga rohnya dicucuri rahmat dan ditempatkan dalam kalangan orang soleh.

Hilangnya permata berharga dalam dunia keilmuan Islam.

[LohongMinda @LohongMinda]

@SphereMY_ Anak raja beli sebijik kete harga rm30-40 juta. Pastu rakyat dia yg miskin2 dok flat dan umah kampung kata bangga tgk raja naik kete mewah.

Penyakit apa org kita ni?

[Onde-onde Stan Acc @FaizzHmdn]

Anak ko dua je pun dua2 nak orang tua yang dengar cakap diorang. Ko tak payah buat anak lagi lah!

[A4کليڠ #RobohKuilHaram @ForAzhar00]

Ramai2 dm cimb niaga complaint pukimak ni

[Goondu @Goondupresident]

Searching for dashcam or witness on this accident 🙏

Location : Jalan Jelapang (Jalan Ipoh -Lumut)
Kelisa car plate : PGR 730
Police car plate : VPX 6783

There's a young kid passed away from this accident and the mum is still in hospital. Please help to share out

[Marina Ibrahim @Marina_Ibrahims]

Harap pihak Coway Malaysia boleh ambil tindakan.

Pelupusan tilam dengan cara buang tepi jalan? Kami sudah serahkan pada SWCorp untuk tindakan lanjut juga.

[yanzero @yanzero_]

Seberapa miskin Indonesia vs Malaysia?

68% rumah tangga termiskin di Indonesia dibawah 5,8jt/bulan.

Di Malaysia 60% rumah tangga termiskinnya dibawah RM 8750 (Rp37jt)

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Data diolah dari BPS Indonesia dan OpenDOSM Malaysia

[Hezeri Samsuri @HezeriSamsuri]

Dear gomen Pahang, zaman orang suka berjalan ni.

Reti reti la baik pulih Gua Kota Gelanggi tu, muzium-muzium, Taman Negara Kuala Tahan dan sebagainya.

Tak kan tak reti reti lagi kot. Kami anak Pahang promote negeri sendiri secara percuma je.

Awak cuba la bantu sket dengan settlekan bab infra.

Kalau ada masalah, kongsi, biar sama sama bagi pressure.

[ad @wannalinnnssss]

@aipanmayn @KlutzyKucing As simple as “diambil tanpa kebenaran” which memaksudkan yang sejadah tu dicuri, and orang akan lagi avoid untuk curi if compared to ayat “hak milik PLUS”.

[The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 @TGTM_Official]

PSA: beware of scammers from China!

Scammers from China are now in airports. These women often dress well to reduce a person’s guard.

They often prowl along the exit area of Kuala Lumpur and ask for money

They have some sob story of running out of money in Genting Casino and haven’t eat for a few days. Once they earn the victim’s trust, they promised to send money to the victim if they help them.

Is it common now in the US? Or have you encounter it in your country? Share your thoughts and experience.

What we knows is that the countries hit are those countries that recent go VISA free with China.

We will have a series of Chinese scammers and their modus operandi in our new articles soon!

Subscribe now to get our latest update.

[Onde-onde Stan Acc @FaizzHmdn]

InsyaaAllah tunggu la dalam beberapa bulan ni Kid kaya balik, tak sabar nak kikis duit dia

[Hezeri Samsuri @HezeriSamsuri]

Memang la kes DUI (memandu dalam keadaan mabuk atau high) kat Malaysia ni rendah SEBAB POLIS TAK DIBEKALKAN ALAT BREATHALYSER.

Cuba kalau semua kereta polis ada breathalyser, dan boleh test terus kat lokasi kemalangan, tengok jumlah kes tu, naik sikit ke atau melambung-lambung sampai terkeluar graf.

Paling mengherankan, approved patent untuk alat breathalyser pun Malaysia tak pernah buat, bermaksud memang tak ada cadangan kot untuk lengkapkan polis dengan alat tersebut.

Rakyat perlu teruskan bising pasal bab ni sebab kalau aku jadi PM, pemandu mabuk ni aku hukum gantung je terus.

Gantung lesen seumur hidup.

[Ivan 🇵🇭🇻🇦 @IvanAtHome]

Malaysia has been using the same tourism branding "Malaysia Truly Asia" for close to 20 years. They poured everything into it. It exceeded expectations, was a massive success, boosted tourism numbers by 20% and spiked foreign tourist arrivals to 21 million tourists in its first year. Billions of dollars in revenue generated.

Meanwhile, the Philippines and its long list of incompetent tourism secretaries insist on changing our branding every time there's a new administration. BILLIONS WASTED IN MARKETING CONSULTANCY FEES every time there's a new branding commissioned when we could have used that money for ad spots on BBC World News or NatGeo or fucking Facebook ads.

I am so pissed off. Just go back to #ItsMoreFunInThePhilippines and fire everyone at the Tourism Department.

Job sackings: #ItsMoreFunInThePhilippines ☀️

[Onde-onde Stan Acc @FaizzHmdn]

Gila punya ngantuk sampai nampak burung merak berlari sebelah meja