Hændelsson The Fearless.

The New Enigma || vēnī. vīdī. || Adjudicator of olfactory ethics

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@BulawayoMwamba @BigDaddyMrKing @planttitty @mariececileeee @MarkAdamcin @2_gnar @missgreyday @aldonova1982 @jazz_inmypants What is the function of "ueue" in q?

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@Rxbremen So his export revenue grew by 2200% in one year and that doesn't tell you something?

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

So the olodo uprising is continental?

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“South Africa can pay every South African ₦1 million every year for the rest of their lives. We don’t even need to work. We can have these ille… legal immigrants come to South Africa to work for us, like in Dubai. In the UAE, only foreigners are working; Arabs aren’t working.”

— Phakelumthakathi

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

What?

This is like Dembele going to Crystal Palace

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 BREAKING: Alexia Putellas has decided to join London City Lionesses.

She was negotiating with Boston until yesterday and was undecided until this morning.

Putellas prefers to stay in Europe and play in what she considers to be the best league in the world.

Putellas was also attracted by the opportunity to join a new project and help demonstrate that a women's-only football club and brand can have long-term potential and profitability.

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@EzekielJoeyr7 @web3queen__ Read your original tweet ffs

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

The presidency should not be tweeting this from an official account.

This is a partisan issue and should come from @officialABAT not @NGRPresident

We can't descend to the standards set by the Trump White House.

[Presidency Nigeria @NGRPresident]

Obi’s call for President Tinubu’s resignation childish and an unwarranted distraction.

1/2

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

Playing a competitive sport that she's actually good at

[Mike “The Vacuum” Baggarty @TheBigVacuum97]

Is there a single non-sexual activity that is more fun with a girl than with your friends?

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@Diegazbro @___TheGOOdWitch Whatever dude

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@imnotbegging @Diegazbro @___TheGOOdWitch Wtf are you even talking about?

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@bullishdumping @Diegazbro @___TheGOOdWitch Haha you've gone and added me to a stupid list two tweets down the line. Gives me a picture of what I'm dealing with.

I'll call it a day.

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@bullishdumping @Diegazbro @___TheGOOdWitch That's untrue, because if there is life after death then your perspective of death changes, and hence, your perspective on life.

It absolutely changes how you live.

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@Diegazbro @___TheGOOdWitch Exactly the point. Both questions are unrelated, but have an effect on how you live your life.

It's a simple idea.

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@Diegazbro @___TheGOOdWitch You have to choose whether or not you believe in life after death, because you will die.

You have to decide whether life is valueable or not because you're alive.

It's that simple.

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@Rukeez01 @DaramolaDunsin @UnkleAyo No. You're wrong, he's right; you're the low IQ one in the situation.

[Fahad Amir @FahadAmirN]

I SUMMARIZED THIS EXCHANGE

🇿🇦: We are against illegals in SA

🇳🇬: But I am not illegal

🇿🇦: We don’t want foreigners who take our jobs

🇳🇬: I created jobs for South Africans

🇿🇦: We just want you to leave our country even if you created jobs & are documented

🇳🇬: No problem, pay what I invested, I will leave

🇿🇦: We will see you on June 30th

NOTE: That business might get destroyed & the owner killed if this issue is not handled swiftly.

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

They can flip off with their hosting

[Gary Al-Smith @garyalsmith]

🚨 BREAK: Morocco FA boss Fouzi Lekjaa says his country will NO LONGER bid to host African competitions.

​The nation is shifting its complete administrative and infrastructural focus toward global tournaments, including the 2029 Club World Cup and the 2030 FIFA World Cup. 🇲🇦

[Hændelsson The Fearless. @Fajiolaotan]

@CRAZY_NEMO @eggcompetition @fury25423 @steven_sin_e @BanButterfly I know exactly what you are.