“South Africa can pay every South African ₦1 million every year for the rest of their lives. We don’t even need to work. We can have these ille… legal immigrants come to South Africa to work for us, like in Dubai. In the UAE, only foreigners are working; Arabs aren’t working.”
— Phakelumthakathi
it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.
and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?
sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.
🚨 BREAKING: Alexia Putellas has decided to join London City Lionesses.
She was negotiating with Boston until yesterday and was undecided until this morning.
Putellas prefers to stay in Europe and play in what she considers to be the best league in the world.
Putellas was also attracted by the opportunity to join a new project and help demonstrate that a women's-only football club and brand can have long-term potential and profitability.
The presidency should not be tweeting this from an official account.
This is a partisan issue and should come from @officialABAT not @NGRPresident
We can't descend to the standards set by the Trump White House.
@bullishdumping@Diegazbro@___TheGOOdWitch Haha you've gone and added me to a stupid list two tweets down the line. Gives me a picture of what I'm dealing with.
I'll call it a day.
@bullishdumping@Diegazbro@___TheGOOdWitch That's untrue, because if there is life after death then your perspective of death changes, and hence, your perspective on life.
It absolutely changes how you live.
@Diegazbro@___TheGOOdWitch You have to choose whether or not you believe in life after death, because you will die.
You have to decide whether life is valueable or not because you're alive.
It's that simple.
I SUMMARIZED THIS EXCHANGE
🇿🇦: We are against illegals in SA
🇳🇬: But I am not illegal
🇿🇦: We don’t want foreigners who take our jobs
🇳🇬: I created jobs for South Africans
🇿🇦: We just want you to leave our country even if you created jobs & are documented
🇳🇬: No problem, pay what I invested, I will leave
🇿🇦: We will see you on June 30th
NOTE: That business might get destroyed & the owner killed if this issue is not handled swiftly.
🚨 BREAK: Morocco FA boss Fouzi Lekjaa says his country will NO LONGER bid to host African competitions.
The nation is shifting its complete administrative and infrastructural focus toward global tournaments, including the 2029 Club World Cup and the 2030 FIFA World Cup. 🇲🇦