CougarBoard

Hi, I'm a parody on the owner/webmaster/programmer for Watch what you say around me or I'll bring down the ban hammer. #yeet

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

My family started a YouTube channel. Check it out and be sure to like and subscribe. https://t.co/4RSBzG7y4n

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

I’m allowing 3 swears per board member until 8pm tomorrow night. I think we all need this.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@derikstevenson I like you Derik but you’re not even the smartest college football expert on CougarBoard.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

I wasn’t sure if I would have the courage to say my joke. I practiced all week and when the moment came it was very satisfying.

Sometimes I lay in my bed and dream about a time when all of CougarBoard will appreciate my wit as much as the cougar club members.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

I just asked a hilarious question at the cougar club lunch. You guys shoulda seen it. Ed Lamb was cracking up and everyone in the building thought I was so funny.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@derikstevenson I’m sorry, this was over the line. I’m going to give myself a 3 day suspension for innuendo.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@derikstevenson Have you tried asking your mother for the gif?

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

Gosh darn it it’s tough to be a fan for this Brigham Young team.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@JosephCshnDavis @JimSpiewak and taxes

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@derikstevenson Don’t take it personal, she was probably just worried you’d say something dumb and or offensive and ruin her life.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

If you’re looking for a great community to talk BYU football without all of the negativity that permeates Twitter, check out CougarBoard.

(DM me to learnmore about the 100% boob-free policy)

#BYUFOOTBALL

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@bandaid_k @gregcrabb @Saints Because no other player in the NFL is used like Taysom and it’s crazy to think a 3rd string college guy could do it. #banned

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@bandaid_k @HighlandCity You’re going to threaten me with fines when you don’t even follow the practices yourself? Mostly, I hate that our city council is run by a bunch of morons who constantly go against the wishes of the city. See all of the high density housing as exhibit a.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

. @HighlandCity Can you please tell Mayor Mann to eat a dick for me? City Council routinely ignores the pleas of citizens and they’re dreaming if they think we’re just gonna jump on board with this.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@bandaid_k @HighlandCity Also, it really irritates me that they send out these best practices every summer and yet every park in the city runs sprinklers in the middle of the day — the times they tell you not to water because so much of it evaporates in the heat before being absorbed.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@bandaid_k @HighlandCity I’ve fine tuned my sprinklers so my grass gets enough water to stay green — the shade of green I prefer. 3 days a week at 30 mins per station per day will turn my grass yellow.

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

@bikecommuter @benjamingaines I won’t let me kids play a dangerous sport but I’m happy to contribute to other people’s kids getting brain damage. Lol

[CougarBoard @Fake_El_Jefe]

Accidentally saw my wife’s boob as she exited the shower this evening. #barf 🤢🤮

[Boney Fuller @boneyfuller]

Digging through some old stuff tonight and found this.

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I would argue that there has never been a more Bahgdad Bob statement that persisted longer than "there is no demand for it." #BYUcaffiene