FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE

{Preserving false knowledge for future generations}

Submit your false knowledge in DM's, we won't fact check you!

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Every fact here is true in at least one timeline

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Germs originally took 10 seconds to populate your dropped food but decided it was too long so they made the rule last 5 seconds

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Can't sleep? That means the dream lobby is full and you have to wait until someone leaves

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Sneezing used to act like a short jetpack boost until humans evolved out of this useless feature

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

The inventor of the sandwich originally intended it to be worn as a hat

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

The concept of indoors was patented in 1912

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Bananas became curved in 1903 after a formal request from Theodore Roosevelt

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

40% of ghosts are just unpaid interns

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Farmers report cows keep getting “randomly selected” by flying saucers and returned 3 hours later acting like they just signed an NDA

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Po did in fact ruin many lives

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

The word/game Football was originally known as Footlettuce back in 1486 when two British villages started kicking rotten lettuce into each others house's due to unknown beef. Primarily aiming at windows

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Thursdays were originally called “Other Wednesday”

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Historians agree at least 70% of human confidence comes from saying things in a serious tone and hoping nobody asks follow-up questions

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Penguins were added to Earth in 1837 as a practical joke

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

The first high-five was originally a low-two but got out of hand

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

90% of caves on Earth haven't been looted yet

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Nobody has yet claimed the platinum trophy in real life. [citation needed]

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

Most Twitter gimmick accounts are just one observation stretched across 4,000 posts, 12 burner replies, and a merch drop [citation needed]

[FAKE KNOWLEDGE ARCHIVE @Fake_K_Archive]

The inventor of the wheel originally intended it to be square [citation needed]