Pat Parris

Former track star now living the dream as the host of cardinals live! Im really really awkward at times. Ricky abuses me. (Parody)

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@NotRickyHorton They get MO but not me?????

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@NotRickyHorton I wish Rick. I'm sitting here at the helitech desk with Jimmy Ballgame right now.

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@NotRickyHorton Ricky where are you?

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@NotRickyHorton Did Dan partake in drinking? Did he have a designated driver?

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@NotRickyHorton Did Dan make it out?

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@NotRickyHorton I heard Al and Kruk had a chili cheese dog eating contest. Any truth to this?

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@NotRickyHorton Don't you mean Helitech? Have you been drinking again rick?

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@NotRickyHorton Boy that Holiday really came through in the clutch aye Ricky!

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Do you think I could've done a better job than Wigginton? I was a former standout athlete. @NotRickyHorton

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@NotRickyHorton He's actually on the sex offenders list. Can't believe the cardinals didn't check that out

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@NotRickyHorton Yeah actually found out the hobo plays fredbird. #Scoops

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@NotRickyHorton @AlHraboskysMind @MarkCManning @DannyMacTV @FSMidwest_Girls To no avail. She wouldn't give me the time of day.

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@AlHraboskysMind @NotRickyHorton @MarkCManning @DannyMacTV Hey Hey Hey! Just came back from running the track.

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@NotRickyHorton @AlHraboskysMind @DannyMacTV @FakeDanMclaughl I have a 2011 replica ring.

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@NotRickyHorton @AlHraboskysMind @DannyMacTV @FakeDanMclaughl I picture you and Al reminiscing about your days as scrubs in between innings.

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Just sitting here listening to @NotRickyHorton @AlHraboskysMind and Danny Mac call a game. Its fuckin brutal. How do you people do it?

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@NotRickyHorton @AlHraboskysMind Maybe I'll replace you in the booth!

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@NotRickyHorton @AlHraboskysMind But Rick wouldn't you love to streak with a former track star?

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@NotRickyHorton Streak together? :-)

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@NotRickyHorton Streak across the field wearing nothing but a fox sports Midwest banner.