Playstation Notwork

Follow the on-going status of PSN, the Playstation Network through the eyes of unpaid PR intern Russ!

This is a parody account and not affiliated with Sony.

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

PSN is back up, see you in 2031!

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

PSN is currently down.

I mean, if you're down... that is. 😏

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

Oh... Oh fuck.

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

10 YEARS AGO we all learned some valuable lessons about "networking" but it's a new day, a new era!

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

PSN is back up! Please accept a 4.5gb system update followed by another 2.3gb system update in reparation for the downtime.

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

Dev Teams are all out on Holiday, but we've roused both interns and they're actively engaged in a coffee run. #sony #wereworkingonit

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

Shit, alright, alright... we're gonna unplug it and plug it back it. You'll be back online not playing the SOCOM 4 in a Sony Second.

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

You take a 2 year vacation to ride camels around a rain forest and everything turns to shit when you get back.

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

Just to be safe, we're requiring all users to switch from text passwords to "blink-pattern" based passwords. Requires EyeToy and eye lids.

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

Not again!

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

We're excited to show new platforms for you to experience PSN downtime on! Enjoy frustrating error codes on your HTC Android phones soon!

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

We're excited to announce more Downtime Events at #E32012! More of the downtime you love, more often!

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

The fire and smell of dead IT employees coming from the server room. RT @Batman_Infinite Source?...

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

I know we only seem to tweet bad news, so how about some good news? Tomorrow PSN will be down for 13 hours.

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

America's most popular game is coming soon to PSN! "Lottery" by Federal Interactive will arrive this summer with enhanced Move support!

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

PSN will be down on March 1st, for scheduled upgrades to our Burger King Star Wars Collectors Cups display case.

[Ex-CEO Kaz Hirai @KazHiraiCEO]

Happy Presidents Day to me, Happy Presidents Day to Me. Happy Presidents Day, President Kaz Hirai. Happy Presidents Day to me!

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

Due to space constraints, UMD tray resides between the LCD and processor. RT @megaplushie How does my Vita play UMD? It has no disk hole.

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

@HULKGAMECRIT We have a dream that PSN can be shut down anytime & for any length to remember Dr. King (and fix holes in the firewalls).

[Playstation Notwork @Fake_PSN]

PSN is still PSN. Ignore that CNET article (http://t.co/MSLsdDWA) where Christopher MacManus (@sonyinsider (really?!)) forgot how to read.