Andrew Lapp

Once the Executive Producer of @sacstudentnews, Rookie Journalist? I’ll be a reporter or something in the not too distant future

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

What a fucking legend

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Hi Ben,
I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I'm holding up...
❤️- Mar🐫 https://t.co/et79YujyB2

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

What a sad missed opportunity for epic schadenfreude

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

@savingmiller “i haven't actually seen anyone talk about Reasons Why people of lower education and income are often persuaded into being right wing”
Me neither. So how do we reason people out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into?

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

Holy shit, obese turtle? Cooper can meme

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

@Jacyerin_ I was wondering about this a lot today, in hindsight it's easy to say that Quibi was a bad idea for a quarantined population but idk if it was so obvious back then, a lot of people spend hours on their phone even when they're home. Do you think they aimed for the wrong demo tho?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Nobody outside media gives a shit about Bari Weiss lol

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

This is great, but I hope it doesn’t take the wind out of the sails of the movement. https://t.co/su5QEDUleX

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

@Hextrn If it’s fogging up your glasses that means you don’t have a good enough seal over the bridge of your nose, stop spreading the rona please and spank you

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

@JRubinBlogger Bernie Sanders is Jewish, so I doubt his opposition to AIPAC is anti-Semitic in nature. Fidel Castro is dead, and has been for a few years. Meanwhile, Trump calls Kim Jong Un his good friend, shook hands with him, and even salutes North Korean generals.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Unpacking the legacy of stop-and-frisk in New York under Mike Bloomberg. #BetweenTheScenes

[Sam Seder @SamSeder]

Sincere question for The Blaze’s @rubinreport if it’s ok for your guest to call you this, why on earth did you refuse to sit down with me because my contributor called you “stupid” (for which i reprimanded him and apologized for)? #maybetheidwisnotwhatitclaims

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Change your shoes and slap on a bra, West Coast. We’re going foraging for 🍄 on tonight's episode of #BobsBurgers, starting NOW on @FOXTV!

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

@shoe0nhead I’m joe Biden and I are going I wanna go to pick up a little bit of a time to pick up a little bit later on tomorrow morning and then I can come over to your room if y’all are interested

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

He’s been on a steady decline for a while but last night I just flat out stopped watching after that comment.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Bill Maher says he's an atheist, but like Sam Harris, his deepest animosity for religion is reserved for brown Muslims. It's xenophobia cloaked in "truth telling."

I'm ashamed to say that I used to see him as a hero. His show has become unwatchable.
https://t.co/psuXHV2rzM

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

America’s hot spots: New Jersey, Colorado, and... is that my house? https://t.co/GsnZooKvWt

[Andrew Lapp @fakeAndrewLapp]

TYT Investigates, the greatest victim of being uncited at #Politicon2018 https://t.co/ntpm7DHZuM