Fake Bryan Randell

Not Bryan Randell but if I was I would be an avid Quizno's lover, Habs fan, love maker, & India Beer drinker.

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

Work got a new plunger today. Today is a good day

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

Oh fuck... work toilet clogged and overflowing... fuck!! FUCK!!

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 28 grams in weed.

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Weed is official legal in Canada on October 17th 🇨🇦

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

@BlueJays @geoffcbartlett @Indians Well played @BlueJays well played!! #PTBNL #plugtobenamedlater

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

@realDonaldTrump Suck it @realDonaldTrump

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

Anyone on the go tonight? #sweatysaturday

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

Just enjoying the #Habs win again

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

Well hello @bryanrandell709 have you come to find me? You'll never know who I am!!!!

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

I WIN!!!!!!

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

Last night I lost my supper, my bowels and my dignity!! Best #PaddysDay ever!!

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

Gettin fucked up tonight #bro

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

It's my fuckin birthday by's!!

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

Question nobody is asking: how did Steven Avery grow a bigger beard in 18yrs than Boonie did in 39?? #makingamurderer #makingabeard #docthat

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

I'm Bryan Randell, yes I'm the real Randell, all you other Bryan Randell's are just imitating!! #pleasestandup

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

The blind stares from a million pairs of eyes, looking hard, but won't realize, they will never see the B!!!!

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

Sunday Funday

[Mike Weaver @mikeweaver_43]

“@amandaajadee_: @mikeweaver_43 mike where are your #NHL15Subban hashtags!?” My bad #NHL15Subban #NHL16Weaver

[Fake Bryan Randell @FakeBryanRandel]

I can't believe they let me dance with them...