Solomon

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@fable I’m going to be so evil Jack of Blades is going to look like patch Adams

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts Carrieann wtf. Leave chandler alone and slow down on that cup.

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

As a Houstonian what the fuck was that #GRAMMYs

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts “karma is the guy that’s a tree going home because he got straight 3’s”

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Good morning. Texas deserves better than Greg Abbott.

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts My phone is at one percent and I’ll use all of that one percent saying Harry has got to make like a tree and get the fuck out

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts @GMA If there’s a double elimination I want Harry to go home twice.

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts …I just…what? I hope all of you that keep voting for Harry take voting for a president this seriously.

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts @BrunoTonioli how do you wash that shirt my man I love it

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts why the fuck aren’t y’all judging Harry that hard?

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts plank from Ed,edd & eddy got more wiggle than Harry.

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts Send Harry’s ass home. Have y’all ever thought maybe he’s doing this bad on purpose because he wants y’all to send him packin

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts fuck y’all. Seriously. Literally got a perfect score…and he was still at the bottom. Harry don’t deserve to be here

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts I feel like harry could legit murder someone on this dance floor and y’all would hit him with that “this was your best dance my man”

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts “I can see a little mistake here and there” meanwhile harry out here mistaken across the floor and y’all say it’s good. This is dumb

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts y’all better leave my boy alone he did amazing

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts you know what I want “more” of Derek? I want more of you not wearing these dumb ass brooches

[Solomon @FakeCannibal]

@officialdwts how the hell did Xochitl not get 10s across the board? Derek you’re driving me up a damn wall.