Cole Slaw

I recently discovered my keyboard
a pervert but honestly a chill one
#transcel #pervert #stupid #chud #foid

[Cole Slaw @FaKeColeSlaw]

#moothunt〃・
Cole Slaw
~18~#moots~ #chud~ #shedtwt~#pervert
Idk how to make cute little intro things js pretend it looks cute.

[Cole Slaw @FaKeColeSlaw]

I barely tweeted yesterday.. i will do better.

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I hate when i have enough service to get notifications but not enough to send or do anything

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This app is a prison

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@ditzynyancat I think ima set up a profile tomorrow and have my friends help me pick my best pictures

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Should i get on hinge?

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Im so genuinely distraught, can anyone get me alcohol?

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@C1rcleClara Yeah you’re probably right, thank you mootie!!

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Coworker didn't want to roleplay annoying orange with me

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how it feels to be oomfs with some of y'all

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This is how dating feels

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Schrödinger's talking stage: they like me back if I never ask.

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IM A FUCKING IDIOT I HATE IT HERE

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If i had twitter in middle school i woulda been all over #drugtwt or #snorttwt if thats a thing

[Cole Slaw @FaKeColeSlaw]

Im gonna turn to #drugtwt im so deadly serious

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Im gonna die alone cus im ugly and annoying. Where Helen Keller at!?

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@ditzynyancat Absolutely

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I such a fucking idiot.

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Never liking anyone ever again. Im gonna run back to my formerly abusive ex lover.

[Cole Slaw @FaKeColeSlaw]

So im in hell.