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🥽 Parody to the Max at #CVG2023! Parody with a side of sincerity. TOTALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH CONVERGENCE they/them 🥽

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Are we there yet

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if you really wanna feel your whole inventory of bones I recommend CONvence #CVG2024

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with #CVG2024 the builders have finally adapted to hyattspace, folding the shape of CONvergence to fit this ambit appropriately. The time of synchronicities and miracles is at hand. Your instincts are correct, #CVG2025 will feel like we have always been here

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Anyway if you had “Jon Olsen is fakecvg” as your betting line, you just won #CVG2024

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The real person behind this account is Jon Olsen. You may have seen me on bluesky as burnunit dot mom or Twitter as @burnunit I am posting this live from the “I LOL’d” panel at #CVG2024

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I hope you’ve had some fun. I’ll probably continue posting but mostly on bluesky. If you’re mad or glad, come find me at #CVG2024 and we can fight, catch up, or have a drink. I look like this now

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#CVG2024

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I’M AWAKE IM AWAKE GET EM OFF ME GET EM OFF ME I

-oh damn was I having The Dream again? Thank god I’m at #CVG2024

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#CVG2024

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well I’m at #CVG2024
where the hell are you

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@sbhoward @Hyatt I don’t see anything

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I was down at the hotel this morning and there’s DEFINITELY NOT a large wardrobe at the top of the escalator, doors open to the flow of traffic, purple radiance emanating within, and there is NOT faint music in the air redolent with biscuits. Do not believe the reports #CVG2024

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CONvergence is real for all who kiss #CVG2024 #tinglers