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It's all fun and games until the dark Suburbans show up.

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If Bill Weld doesn't drop out after losing to "Uncommitted" in a state for the 5th time, then I'm running for president.

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Gabbard in 3rd place now

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1 in 3 Corona virus deaths are caused by Corona virus

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So, in the last 24 hours, every dem endorses biden EXCEPT obama?
Hehe

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So I just awoke from the Odin sleep that the markets knocked me into. These bastards just had to go and eat bat rectum and screw all the markets up.

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Blago available for VP for one of these candidates

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I think I got more votes than Joe Walsh tonight.

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A moment of silence for the Joe Walsh campaign...

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https://t.co/RXpVw8OSzW

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With the chiefs in the super bowl, does bill bellicheck still video tape the 49ers practice?

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Bernie Sanders told me that a white guy can't be president.

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My car may be damaged, but the water still beads better than Barry's car

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Muh wheels!!!

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"I'd take WWIII if it meant my portfolio went up 30%"
-Jimmy Johnson

(possibly)

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Ima tell my grandkids the Bulls used to be good. (Not just the meme, I'll actually do that.)

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Should I eat my cake or not?
I'll vote "present" on that.

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Pluto is like a catch in the NFL... nobody knows what a planet is anymore.

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400th tweet yo.

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Breaking Jason Garrett news:
Bombshell testimony of people close to the situation reveals Jones and Garrett may have discussed quid pro quo with Ukraine in today's meeting.

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Breaking Jason Garrett news:
Jerry Jones commented that he has no comment, buy that perhaps he may comment soon on when he may comment on commenting on Jason Garrett. This news is confirmed by several agencies