Kim Jong Un

Dear Leader of glorious DPRK, resisting global arch criminals and defeating capitalist western pigs.

[Kim Jong Un @FakeDearLeader]

I am considering expanding the Pyongyang restaurants to Scotland. Juche is the only true way but Scottish imperialists make good whisky.

[Kim Jong Un @FakeDearLeader]

http://t.co/fLkneml5ZY British newspaper is right for once! In America, one can only live by racketeering, fraud and swindle!

[Kim Jong Un @FakeDearLeader]

http://t.co/bHeD13Bm79 3 years on, still got it!

[Kim Jong Un @FakeDearLeader]

Our missile submarines will reduce the American group of Satan to ashes stopping their ideological poisoning!

[Kim Jong Un @FakeDearLeader]

The decadent American devils are clearly lagging behind glorious Korea in LGBT rights. http://t.co/kHkpFp8VtR

[Kim Jong Un @FakeDearLeader]

Of course, I invented Bacon! I was deeply involved in the taste=testing side of development. http://t.co/u6cGCdd7MJ

[Kim Jong Un @FakeDearLeader]

Destroy the gangster-like US imperialists! They got the Australian flag though! You disagree, you die!

[Kim Jong Un @FakeDearLeader]

It was I who invented electricity, and also its motivational characteristics perfect for re-education.

[Kim Jong Un @FakeDearLeader]

Greetings proletariat, your Dear Leader is now on filthy imperialist western propaganda website to share his wisdom!